Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as safe as a double-stroller in a quiet neighborhood? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of avoiding imaginary speeding cars while walking with your virtual family. Our community is so family-friendly, even the Avengers approve! Plus, you never know when a random passerby in a white truck will give you unsolicited parenting advice. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and see if you can survive the passive-aggressive encounters and questionable fashion choices of your fellow players. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to bike with a stuffed animal in your cup holder!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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