Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as safe as a double-stroller in a quiet neighborhood? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of avoiding imaginary speeding cars while walking with your virtual family. Our community is so family-friendly, even the Avengers approve! Plus, you never know when a random passerby in a white truck will give you unsolicited parenting advice. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and see if you can survive the passive-aggressive encounters and questionable fashion choices of your fellow players. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to bike with a stuffed animal in your cup holder!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Star Shards Collected: 169 Endless Legions Commanded: 15
Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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