Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as safe as a double-stroller in a quiet neighborhood? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of avoiding imaginary speeding cars while walking with your virtual family. Our community is so family-friendly, even the Avengers approve! Plus, you never know when a random passerby in a white truck will give you unsolicited parenting advice. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and see if you can survive the passive-aggressive encounters and questionable fashion choices of your fellow players. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to bike with a stuffed animal in your cup holder!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 19
Enchantments Applied: 236 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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