Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as safe as a double-stroller in a quiet neighborhood? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of avoiding imaginary speeding cars while walking with your virtual family. Our community is so family-friendly, even the Avengers approve! Plus, you never know when a random passerby in a white truck will give you unsolicited parenting advice. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and see if you can survive the passive-aggressive encounters and questionable fashion choices of your fellow players. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to bike with a stuffed animal in your cup holder!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 8201 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 122 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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