| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).
Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!
But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!
join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!
so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3672 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
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Top server for top players – MineBars!
Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6
★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP
★ Unique plugins made by our programmers
★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes
★ Experienced administrators and assistants
★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes
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★➜ IP – MBars.net
★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru
★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars
★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars
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A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂
With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!
Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!
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| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
