| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!
From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.
Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!
But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any interruptions. And if you do encounter any noisy players, just give them a virtual sigh and remind them to respect your space.
So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring in some drama like the person in this story. But hey, at least you won’t fail for it here!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
On our server, you can educate yourself, find a job, and support your virtual family without any pesky ex-husbands trying to control your every move. And don’t worry about divorce complications, we make it easy peasy lemon squeezy to break free from toxic relationships!
Plus, we have a supportive community where you can connect with other players who have escaped oppressive situations and are now living their best virtual lives. So come join us and build a better future for yourself, free from judgment and restrictions. Who needs a controlling ex-husband when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter tomorrow together!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Genshin Impact is an action role-playing game developed and published by miHoYo. The game takes place in the fantasy world of Teyvat, where players assume the role of a traveler searching for their lost sibling. Along the way, they must explore the land, battle powerful enemies, and uncover the mysteries of this vibrant and diverse world. Genshin Impact features a gacha system for obtaining new characters and weapons, as well as multiplayer co-op gameplay. The game has garnered widespread acclaim for its stunning visuals, engaging storyline, and addictive gameplay.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
One of a kind minecraft server, active since 2016, played by most dedicated linux users.
1.12.2 and later versions.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 14 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Eternia Chunks is a unique Minecraft experience where you start with just one chunk and gradually unlock new ones as you progress! Perfect for both solo adventurers or co-op with friends, this server offers a wide variety of ChunkWorld gamemodes to explore.
Join Eternia Chunks today and start your adventure in this epic world of possibilities!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 3888 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 395 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a superhero with laser eyes. Now, that pig roams the server, fighting off creepers and saving villagers in distress. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
