StellarisMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Enchantments Applied:	214	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	118
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Emeralds Found:	5793	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	New Chunks Explored:	683738
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Star Shards Collected:	126
Runes Activated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Zombie Dances:	8

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Void Gems Collected:	23
Love Letters Sent:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchantments Applied:	97	Divine Spears Created:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	99285
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ores Mined:	5763	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	722488	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Emeralds Found:	2024	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1407	Dragons Tamed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., 3.2, EcoCraft, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic trends, Economy, euro zone, european union, fiscal policy, gdp, growth, inflation, Minecraft, monetary policy, outperforms, Recovery, Server, spain, unemployment rate

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchantments Applied:	64	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	632
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!

CraftyAidShutdown

aid organizations, Assistance, CraftyAidShutdown, crisis response, developing countries, FOREIGN AID, funding, global health, global impact, government policies, health initiatives, Health programs, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, pandemic, pauses, public health, shutter, trump, world

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

lol come join our minecraft server where we got health programs shuttering left and right like a bad horror movie. trump be pausing foreign aid like it’s going out of style, so we gotta band together in the virtual world to survive.

we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!

Players:	103/900	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Votes:	5833	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	2