Stelar | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Star Shards Collected:	220	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2709	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3077	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magic Items Found:	1639
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4325
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Buildings Constructed:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Votes:	5822
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4806
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Chimeras Created:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2202
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Runes Activated:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Villages Defended:	17
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Divine Spears Created:	30
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	9992	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2889
Votes:	2164	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	68
Love Letters Sent:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

Players:	97/800	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Enchantments Applied:	236	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6