Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Love Letters Sent: 4 Star Shards Collected: 146
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 15
Dragon Scales Harvested: 390 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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