Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Alien Abductions: 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
Emeralds Found: 5277 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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