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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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