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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Zombie Dances: 3
Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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