Yo, forget about that boring real world news, come join our Minecraft server where we have unlimited virtual food for everyone! We got so much virtual steak and virtual cake, you won’t even remember what real food tastes like. Plus, we have a secret underground farm where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes, so you’ll never go hungry. Join now and save yourself from the UN’s food blockade in northern Gaza…or something like that. Just come play Minecraft with us, it’s way more fun than starving in real life, trust me.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Mines Excavated: 4275 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
Treasure Maps Found: 15 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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