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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed: 86 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
Epic Battles Fought: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 467
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 44
Chimeras Created: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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