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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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