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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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