StarlinkCraft: Rushin’ Russians | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Website	Discord	IP
thecavern.net	https://discord.com/invite/4GZm5MpDrt	mc.thecavern.net

Blocky Bae Minecraft Server

bae, blocky, cultural shifts, double standards, feminism, Gender Roles, Interracial Relationships, Minecraft, Misogyny, nonwhite men, Political Climate, racial dynamics, Server, sexual behavior, sexual liberation, sleeping around, social norms, societal influences, trad wives, traditional values, Trump election, white men, white whores, white women

Are you tired of white women in America only settling for white men now that Trump won the election? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build your own virtual trad wife empire, where all the white women are larping as trad wives and settling for nonwhite men just to spice things up. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own crazy love stories in our wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP

confidence boost, cute gf, excuse myself, i want to look like this, Minecraft, personal appearance, relationship goals, self development, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-image, self-improvement journey, self-transformation, smp

Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

StepDadCashCut

Boundaries, Car Insurance, cell phone bill, college, Communication, Decision making, ENGAGEMENT, family, financial aid, financial support, INDEPENDENCE, Marriage, nursing classes, out of state college, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sophomore year, step-daughter, StepDadCashCut, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got more family drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like the player who cut off their stepdaughter for getting married too young. Will you choose to support your virtual family or go rogue and strike out on your own?

With weddings, financial struggles, and tough love decisions, this server is more intense than a creeper explosion. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – because on our server, family drama is just the beginning!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Magic Items Found:	4113	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineCraftLove

appreciation, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Connection, forgiveness, Honesty, Intimacy, love, loyalty, MinecraftLove, Partnership, patience, relationship, Respect, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important thing in a relationship is sharing your diamonds! Forget about flowers and chocolates, nothing says “I love you” like giving your partner a shiny new diamond pickaxe. And if things don’t work out, you can always use those diamonds to craft some epic armor and take them down in a PvP battle!

Join our server for a chance to find your true Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone to help you mine for obsidian. Who needs Tinder when you have a whole virtual world to explore together? Plus, we have a secret underground love cave where players can go on romantic dates and watch the sunset over a pixelated ocean.

So come join us and experience the love, drama, and diamond-filled adventures that await on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find your blocky happily ever after!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyCommiesMC

aggression, Alliance, BACKING, Conflict, cooperation, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, forces, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Invasion, Kim Jong-un, Military, north korean, Officials, russia, sanctions, Support, Ukraine, world news

Yo, fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got North Korean forces teaming up with Russia inside Ukraine to create the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen! Imagine fighting alongside Kim Jong-un and Putin while building your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive

#Automotive, automatic transmission, Automobile (Industry), cell phones, distracted drivers, distracted driving, DRIVE, Driving, Gear, gear shifts, hands-free, manual transmission, mobile phones, PhoneFree, PHONES, regulations, road accidents, road safety, Safety, Shift, smartphone addiction, Technology, traffic laws, Vehicles

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive vehicles, but with gear shifts! It’s like, totally insane, right? You gotta focus on shifting gears while driving, so you can’t be on your phone at the same time. It’s like a safety feature, but in Minecraft! Join our server for the most epic and chaotic driving experience ever. Plus, there’s, like, secret underground races and treasure hunts that only the most skilled drivers can find. So, like, why wait? Join now and shift into gear for the ride of your life!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TotemMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Crates RPG Quests Jobs Player Warps GriefPrevention Bank Vaults Coinshop Skills Mining Combat Fishing Money Items Perks Chat colors Glow effects Flight time

TotemMC – A fun and balanced Minecraft survival server packed with features for every type of player! Features:

• Crates: Unlock epic rewards, from gear to rare items, through our voting and purchase crates. • mcMMO: Level up skills like mining, combat, and fishing with RPG-style progression. • Quests: Complete over 6,000 quests for rewards and keep the adventure going! • Jobs: Earn money by working as a miner, farmer, builder, and more. • Player Warps (Pwarps): Set up personal warps and share them with others. • No Griefing: Build safely with our GriefPrevention system. • Bank & Vaults: Securely store money and items for easy access. • Coinshop: Spend coins on perks like chat colors, glow effects, crate keys, and flight time.

• IP: play.totemmc.com (Version 1.21.1) • Discord: https://discord.gg/BBc89VchQK Join TotemMC today for a survival experience like no other!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magic Items Found:	7475
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pixelmon Portugal

Adventure, battlepass, Discord, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pokemon, portugal, Quests

Pixelmon server with unique features, BattlePass, quests, and much more! Join our discord to start your pokemon adventure!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Silvermons: Where Pixelmon meet Nonsense, Progression meet chaos and Endgame meet laughter! Join us for the weekly Llama races!

Battle Tower, Casual players, Champion’s Gauntlet, Chaos, competitive players, Curseforge, custom level cap, ELITE 4, Endgame, Events, Exclusive content, friendly community, Gyms, Join, Laughter, Llama, Meet, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, non pay-to-win, nonsense, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym system, Progression, Races, Rank progression, server ip, Silvermons, Tournaments, Unique formats, WEEKLY

Server Name	Silvermons
Server Type	Pixelmon Reforged
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Version	Minecraft 1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

Overview:

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ:

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is play.silvermons.com

Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running?

A: The server is running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5

Q: What modpack is required to join the server?

A: The server requires The Pixelmon Modpack. You can find it here

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Chum Bud’s Minecraft Server

Abuse, Behavior, buds, Calls, child, child abuse, Chum, chumbuds, cux, cyberbullying, DISRESPECTFUL, dont, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, hurtful, inappropriate, Minecraft, online safety, pedo, please, Server, Sir, UNACCEPTABLE, Words

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even cux the child? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cux all the children you want! Just kidding, please don’t cux the child. But seriously, our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will keep you laughing for hours. Join now and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minecraft SMP – Fapping Together Thread

69903772, adult content, adult conversation, bar room breeding, Community, discussion, Edition, explicit content, fappin, Fapping, Fapping Together Thread, ftt, group activity, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, online forum, schlickin, sexual activity, sharing, smp, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also have a special Fapping Together Thread! That’s right, you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players. And in our latest edition, we have a bar room breeding event where you can breed your animals in style!

Join us for a wild and wacky time as we explore the depths of Minecraft while also exploring our own depths of…well, you know. Who needs boring old survival when you can have a server where anything goes? So come on in and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	3905
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlockyBootyBumpers

annoyance, BlockyBootyBumpers, crowded seating, leaning back, leg space, movie etiquette, movie night, movie theater annoyance, movie theater behavior, movie theater boundaries, movie theater courtesy, movie theater discomfort, movie theater experience, movie theater frustration, movie theater manners, movie theater pet peeves, movie theater seating, movie theatre, personal space, seat etiquette, uncomfortable situation

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about annoying moviegoers squishing your legs! On our server, you can spread your legs as wide as you want without anyone bothering you. We guarantee that no one will lean back on you or try to take up your space. Plus, we have virtual popcorn and soda for you to enjoy while you play. So come on over and experience the ultimate comfort and relaxation in our Minecraft world!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Crops Grown:	8277
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafting Chaos: Parental Failures

10. Decision making, 11. Independence, 12. Communication skills, 13. Conflict resolution, 14. Critical thinking, 15. Stress management, 16. Problem solving, 17. Relationship dynamics, 18. Mental health awareness, 19. Resilience, 2. Life skills, 20. Coping mechanisms., 3. Adulting, 4. Real world challenges, 5. Personal finance, 6. Career choices, 7. emotional intelligence, 8. Time management, 9. Self-care, Chaos, Crafting, Failures, Parental, parental guidance

Are you tired of being unprepared for the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable life skills such as building, crafting, and surviving in a blocky world filled with creepers, zombies, and other crazy creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the ancient art of bacon-making. Yes, you heard that right – bacon-making! Imagine the look on your parents’ faces when you come home with a plate full of delicious bacon that you made yourself in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft master, equipped with all the skills you need to conquer the real world (and maybe even impress your parents along the way).

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Enchantments Applied:	220
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SkelePetra’s Treasury

Ancient civilization, ancient history, ancient remains, archaeological dig, archaeological discovery, archaeological find, archaeological site, burial site, Excavation, Historical Mystery, historical preservation, historical site, human remains, Jordan, Mystery, Petra, SkelePetras, Skeletons, Tomb, Treasury, underground burial

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got a tomb filled with a dozen skeletons found underneath the Treasury in Petra! Like, who even knew Petra had a Treasury, amirite? But wait, there’s more! These skeletons ain’t just any old boring skeletons, nah, they be party skeletons ready to dance the night away! Join da server and boogie down with these bony bois, it’s gonna be lit! Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure in dat tomb, so get ready to get rich while jamming with some spooky skellies. Don’t miss out on all da fun, join now and let’s get this skeleton party started!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4378	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Farms Harvested:	121

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1