Stale Memes Minecraft SMP Catalog | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Troll Body Minecraft Server

bodily functions, bodily reactions, bodily reactions to emotions, bodily surprises, Body, body trolling, body’s tricks, confusion, Disappointment, emotional response, feeling, first kiss, Frustration, mind games, Minecraft, physical sensations, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-perception, Server, sexual encounters, sexual experiences, troll, unexpected reactions

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the same rush as your first kiss? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and possibly even finding your virtual soulmate. Who needs real-life relationships when you can feel like you just came from a kiss every time you log on? Plus, we guarantee that there will be no unexpected surprises like finding no cum when you get home. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic Minecraft love story!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP

affordable living, behind the wheel hours, BROKE, Drivers license, driving lessons, driving school, drop shipping, Ebay, finances, Girlfriend, income, Maryland law, moving out, parents, Paycheck, POVERTY, Rent, RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP, reselling, side hustles, work

Are you tired of being a broke adult living with your parents and unable to afford driving lessons or a girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the real world struggles by building your dream home and driving virtual cars without needing a license. With outrageous rent prices and crazy side hustles like selling virtual items on eBay, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems. Plus, with a community of players who understand your struggles, you’ll never feel alone again. So come join us and start living your best virtual life today!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HonBar

Cross-Play, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to Hon’Bar, the Ultimate Minecraft SMP Stop! Hon’bar is a community-centric Minecraft server where players come together to explore, build, and collaborate. With a strong emphasis on community interaction, Hon’bar fosters a welcoming environment for players of all ages and play styles. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an adventurer seeking epic quests, or someone who enjoys socializing with fellow gamers, Hon’bar offers a space where everyone can find their niche. Join the community, embark on exciting adventures, and create lasting memories in this vibrant Minecraft world!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	103	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

UA Danylo Server

1.21.2, All, Danylo, kyiv, Minecraft, Server, Survival, UA Danylo Server, Ukraine, welcome

My name is Danylo. I’m from Kyiv, Ukraine. It’s my survival minecraft 1.21.2 server. See ou on my server. Welcome ALL.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocky Trillion Game Minecraft Server

adult content, blocky, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, debate, discussion, explicit content, forum, Game, Gaming Community, gaming culture, internet, mature themes, Minecraft, online discussion, opinion, Regulation, Server, Sluts edition, social media, Thread, Trillion, Trillion game, video game

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sluts edition! Why no thread? Because we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons to worry about silly threads.

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner slut shine! Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of glitter and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared to leave your dignity at the door – because on this server, anything goes!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Movie SMP for Truecels

action, Cinema, classic, comedy, Drama, emotional, FANTASY, film, Horror, incel, independent, lonely, MODERN, Movie, movies, romance, Sci Fi, smp, Thought-provoking, Thriller, Truecels, Underrated

Are you tired of being a truecel in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is like a movie for truecels, where you can finally be the hero of your own story. Imagine a world where you can slay dragons, build epic fortresses, and even find love (in the form of virtual Minecraft villagers, of course).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and riches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Creeper King, where you can challenge him to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest truecel fantasies in blocky, pixelated glory. Who needs movies when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Gladia Earth

Earth, MCMMO, Minecraft Geopolitical Towny Real world map Diplomacy War Towns Nations Alliances Resources Army Conquer Strategy PvP Economy Survival Adventure Exploration Building Roleplay, PvP, Survival, Towny

Gladia is a Minecraft geopolitical towny server with a real world 1:1000 earth map where towns and nations strive for power with diplomacy and war. Make a town, form nations and alliances, gather resources and build an army to conquer the earth.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

FleshFactory

Create, Faction, Factions, FleshFactory, FTB, Fungal infection, Horde, INFECTED, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Scorched Guns 2, spore, Survival

Welcome to FleshFactory! Combining “Fungal Infection:Spore” “Create” and “Scorched Guns 2” it’s a thrilling faction based Survival against the ever evolving horde of infected

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Trump Costume Minecraft Server

American politics, celebrity costume, controversial costume, costume, costume party, DIY costume, fake tan, funny costume, Halloween, long red tie, mask, Minecraft, orange wig, political costume, Political satire, president, presidential costume, republican party, Server, Suit, trump, Trump costume, united states, Wig

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict dress code of Trump costumes only! That’s right, you’ll be building your blocky empire while looking like the one and only Donald J. Trump himself. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s only flying pigs? That’s right, these little oinkers sprout wings and soar through the skies, dropping diamonds and emeralds in their wake. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The H/a/lloween Costume Contest Minecraft SMP

celebration, Competition, Contest, contestants, costume, costume contest, creativity, dress up, Event, EXCITEMENT, Festive, Fun, Halloween, Judges, Masks, Minecraft, October, outfits, participants, Prizes, Scary, smp, spooky, tradition

Welcome to our totally not haunted Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Halloween all year round! Our costume contest is the spookiest event of the year, with prizes that will make you scream (in a good way, we promise).

Join us if you dare, as we have players dressing up as everything from creepers to witches to even a block of dirt (yes, someone actually did that). The competition is fierce, with players using their creativity to come up with the most outrageous costumes you’ve ever seen.

But beware, there are rumors of a ghostly player who haunts the server, stealing diamonds and leaving behind a trail of pumpkin seeds. Will you be brave enough to face them in the costume contest?

So come on down to our haunted Minecraft SMP and show off your spooky side. Who knows, you might just win the grand prize of a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea). See you there, if you dare!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RizCraft SMP

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock, BUILD, Chaos, Claims, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Explore, Fun, Grief, java, MCMMO, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Raid, Raiding, rules, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

RizCraft SMP 1.21.1 is a Minecraft Survival MP server for Java and Bedrock. Inspired by many servers that are similar, this incredible server delivers you a raw, vanilla+ survival without any rules or claims, meaning you can grief and raid! Now if that doesn’t sound like fun, I don’t know what does! Enter the chaos and experience the fun today! Connect to RizCraft SMP now!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Tycoons.GG

Adventure, Builder, Community, Competition, creativity, fighter, gg, Minecraft, Mini Games, Server, Strategist, tycoons

Dive into an immersive world of creativity, competition, and community at Tycoons, where adventure awaits every player! Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or strategist, we have something for everyone.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LDOE RPG server Minecraft

Adventure, ancient temples, balance, Darkness, Defeat, FANTASY, forces, Friends, Game, Hero, Keys, ldoe, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, role playing, RPG, Server, strength

The age-old balance between light and darkness has been disrupted. Dark creatures have begun to infiltrate our world, and only you, a hero with extraordinary strength, can restore balance. You have to find the keys to ancient temples and defeat the forces of darkness.

Join and play with your friends.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8304	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	8610	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Sleepy Russia Minecraft Server

grow larger, long tail tags, Minecraft, russia, Server, Sleep, sleepy, Tomorrow, Wake Up

Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest dreams come true! Our server is so epic that even while you sleep, Russia will expand its borders! Imagine waking up to a whole new world map just because you logged onto our server. Who needs reality when you can join us and watch countries grow right before your eyes? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly mind-blowing. Join now and witness the magic of our server for yourself!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Standards Are Overrated Minecraft SMP

Communication, compatibility, compromise, emotional connection, Expectations, Intimacy, lower standards, mental health, Minecraft, Overrated, personal boundaries, relationship, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, sexual attraction, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, smp, Standards, Trust, Vulnerability

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing harder than our diamonds is getting through a relationship without some serious drama! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as rocky as a cobblestone wall.

Our server is like a soap opera set in the world of blocks and creepers. We’ve got love triangles, betrayals, and alliances that shift faster than a redstone clock. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness the chaos firsthand?

But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We’ve also got epic builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a creeper explosion. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of Endermen on a rampage? Plus, who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate among all the chaos. Just remember, on our server, the only thing harder than finding true love is surviving a creeper attack.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	4143
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2