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Welcome to Bud Light Craft: The Server with No Cheating, Toxicity, or Fun Allowed! Featuring KitPvP, Factions, Mini Games, and Tower Defense!

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BudderCraft Minecraft Server Overview

We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to providing a variety of feature-rich modes, strict prevention of all forms of cheating, and fostering a friendly community for players of all skill levels.

Allowed Clients

Badlion Client (Only specified mods listed below are allowed)

Allowed Mods for Badlion
Animations
Block Overlay
Clear Glass
CPS
Crosshair
Damage Tint
Enchant Glint
FPS
Hit Color
Item Physics
KeyStrokes
OofMod
Ping
Tab

Server IP

IP(Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net

NO MODDED OR PIRATED CLIENTS ALLOWED! If caught using one, you will be immediately banned.

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods are not allowed on the server except for specified mods with the Badlion Client.

2. What happens if I cheat or try to hack?

Any form of cheating, including game exploits, alt accounts, or piracy, will result in an unpardonable ban.

3. Are large scale farms allowed on the server?

No, large scale farms that generate excessive items are strictly prohibited to maintain a balanced economy and gameplay experience.

4. How can I get help on the server?

Use the in-game tutorials (/warp HowToPlay) or the /help command. Do not repeatedly ask staff for help on things covered in the tutorials.

5. Is joining the Discord server necessary?

Joining the Discord server is not required but highly recommended for updates, feedback, and community interaction.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Anti Vaxxers Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and avoid real-life dangers like diphtheria! Our server is so safe, even unvaccinated toddlers can play without fear of disease. Plus, our virtual world is filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures that will make you forget all about the dangers of the real world. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just make sure to bring your diamond sword for protection against any anti-vax zombies that may try to attack!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Foreigner Minecraft SMP Balls Japanese Writers

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just a regular player? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wacky and wild characters, just like the “Russian” girl from Roshidere! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with our diverse group of players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant creepers to hilarious pranks pulled by mischievous players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why settle for a boring old SMP when you can join us and be a part of something truly unique and outrageous? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us today and see what all the hype is about!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MasturbateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with building ridiculous structures as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a never-ending supply of cake, and even a pet llama that tells the best jokes. And don’t even get us started on the daily dance parties at sunset – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to the latest Minecraft parody song.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown – and maybe your character too, if you’re not careful.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	New Chunks Explored:	483916

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyElectionFlip

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Are you tired of boring old elections where you have to choose between the lesser of two evils? Well, our Minecraft server is like a political campaign on steroids! Join us and experience the thrill of constantly changing your mind about who to vote for, just like you change your choice of candidate close to the election date. Will you stick with the tried and true candidate, or will you be swayed by outrageous promises and scandalous scandals? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that the winner of the election gets a diamond-encrusted crown and a pet dragon to ride into battle. So what are you waiting for? Cast your vote (and your pickaxe) on our server today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Void Armor Forged:	28
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Zombie Dances:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier drama than Ukraine banning the Russian Orthodox Church after like, forever of bowing down to them!

We got factions beefin’ harder than two mobs fightin’ over a diamond block. You gotta pick a side and rep your crew, or else you’ll get wrecked harder than a wooden pickaxe tryin’ to mine obsidian.

And our PvP arena is more intense than a creeper sneakin’ up on ya while you’re tryin’ to build a house. It’s like a battle royale, but with blocky characters and way more explosions.

Plus, our custom plugins are so wild, they’ll make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportin’ you all over the place. Trust me, you ain’t never seen Minecraft like this before.

So come join us on this server, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the fun never stops. It’s gonna be a ride crazier than a pig ridin’ a minecart, and you won’t wanna miss it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

LebCraft: 270+ Reasons to Stay Alive

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haha wtf that’s some serious shiz, come join our minecraft server instead and escape the chaos! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with creeper DJs. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter. forget about real world problems and come chill with us in our virtual wonderland of madness and mayhem. let’s build some epic structures and troll each other with invisible blocks, it’s gonna be a blast! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Towns Built:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NoMicros ForWaterBears

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come join our epic minecraft server where even the tiniest creatures are smarter than us humans! imagine a world where water bears rule and microplastics are their sworn enemies. embark on a quest to help the water bears protect their homeland from the evil microplastics that threaten to take over. build epic fortresses, battle against plastic monsters, and discover the secrets of the underwater world. if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world, then join us now! who knew saving the environment could be so much fun in minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4631

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Averno server Minecraft server Minecraft

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Welcome to the vanilla RP project averno, where you choose who you want to become!

Our project contains completely vanilla Minecraft mechanics with some nice little additions.

What awaits you on our project?

1. Vanilla mechanics. Completely vanilla spawn raid of mobs, like in a single player game, while the server has stable TPS.

2. Self-written and improved plugins for a more interesting game, if you want to try something new without mods.

3. Role-playing elements. With us you can create your own unique character, develop it, interact with other players and participate in various RP server events.

4. Cities and settlements. If you are bored of playing alone and want to have fun in the company of like-minded people, you can join any city or create your own.

5. Our project hosts various events. Perhaps you will be the one to become famous throughout the server by creating a mega exciting event that everyone will be delighted with.

There is much more to list, but I think you should come and see for yourself what we have. If you are interested in the above, then join us and dive into the amazing world of Minecraft, create your own stories, interact with other players and just enjoy the game. Perhaps you will change the course of history…

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Emeralds Found:	8135	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Mellow Meadows: Where cows are the true rulers and pigs plan world domination

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Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival
The ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players. Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival! Quests: Within Mellow Meadows we offer a variety of different style of quests, each job has its unique daily quests that will change day to day. We also offer random quests you can pick up along your journey to best fit your play style! Economy: Earn money, become the wealthiest player and own as much land as you can. Earning money via quests, jobs, auction house, and much more! Jobs: We have many different job styles that meet everyone’s play style. Get paid to do anything you can think of that would relate. Places blocks, get paid for, breaking blocks, get paid, enchanting, get paid to do it. That’s only an example, come check it out! Party System: Whether you’re joining on your own or with your friends, we have a party system that allows you to play and share land and earnings with friends! Claiming: Prevent your builds from being raided with land claiming. Just claim your land (as big as you want) and keep growing your base to the size you dream of! We are a new server, just launched yesterday. Even if players come through to help bugs and issues to resolve that would be amazing. If you do encounter any issues, please reach out to staff so we can get those issues handled as fast as possible! IP: play.mellowmeadowsmc.online Discord: https://discord.com/invite/HZR6YXtQkq

Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival

The ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

Quests: Within Mellow Meadows we offer a variety of different style of quests, each job has its unique daily quests that will change day to day. We also offer random quests you can pick up along your journey to best fit your play style!

Economy: Earn money, become the wealthiest player and own as much land as you can. Earning money via quests, jobs, auction house, and much more!

Jobs: We have many different job styles that meet everyone’s play style. Get paid to do anything you can think of that would relate. Places blocks, get paid for, breaking blocks, get paid, enchanting, get paid to do it. That’s only an example, come check it out!

Party System: Whether you’re joining on your own or with your friends, we have a party system that allows you to play and share land and earnings with friends!

Claiming: Prevent your builds from being raided with land claiming. Just claim your land (as big as you want) and keep growing your base to the size you dream of!

We are a new server, just launched yesterday. Even if players come through to help bugs and issues to resolve that would be amazing. If you do encounter any issues, please reach out to staff so we can get those issues handled as fast as possible!

IP: play.mellowmeadowsmc.online

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/HZR6YXtQkq

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Mellow Meadows Survival server?	To join, simply enter the IP address: play.mellowmeadowsmc.online in your Minecraft client.
What kind of quests are available on the server?	We offer a variety of quests, including unique daily quests for each job, and random quests you can pick up along your journey.
Can I earn money on the server?	Yes, you can earn money through quests, jobs, the auction house, and more to become the wealthiest player.
Is there a party system on the server?	Yes, we have a party system that allows you to play with friends, share land, and share earnings and XP.
How can I prevent my builds from being raided?	You can prevent this by using our land claiming feature, allowing you to protect your land and grow your base without worrying about raids.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Nether fortress maze.

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself would be jealous. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time just to marvel at our pixelated paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare blocks, like diamond-encrusted dirt and glowstone that actually sings when you mine it. And don’t even get us started on the mobs – we’ve got zombie pigmen riding on the backs of flying squids, and creepers that explode in a shower of confetti instead of destruction.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a gaming adventure so outrageous, even the Ender Dragon would be shaking in its dragon-y boots. See you in the blocky world, adventurer!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	5982	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1123	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Nudism Exhibitionism CFNM ENF Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all things nudism, exhibitionism, CFNM, ENF, and more! Join us if you’re tired of wearing those boring old pixelated clothes and want to let it all hang out in the virtual world.

Our server is a haven for those who love to strip down and show off their pixelated goods to the world. From naked mining expeditions to nude PvP battles, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we have strict rules in place to ensure everyone feels comfortable and respected while they’re letting it all hang out.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who share your love for getting naked in a blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground nudist colony hidden somewhere on the server where players can frolic in the buff without a care in the world.

So come on, strip down, and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who needs armor when you’ve got pixelated skin to protect you?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

WeddingCrasherCraft

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Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Have you ever wanted to join a server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Just like the OP’s brother’s wedding, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when a long-lost player will show up uninvited and cause chaos. But hey, that’s what makes it exciting, right?

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will there be apologies flying left and right like in the email from the brother? Will there be deep, introspective moments like the OP reflecting on their past mistakes? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

So come on over and join the fun. Who needs RSVPs when you can just show up and shake things up? And hey, if you’re struggling with your own Minecraft skills, don’t worry – we’re all about personal growth here. Plus, we won’t judge if you’re still figuring out your crafting preferences. It’s all part of the journey, right?

Don’t miss out on the drama, the excitement, and the personal growth. Join our server today and let the games begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SpeechlessCoincidence – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a group of llamas show up at your doorstep demanding to be let in because they heard you have the best parties in town. And guess what? They were right! Our server is known for its epic llama raves that last all night long.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their superior egg-laying skills. Will you join them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of potatoes. Either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimension Hops:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3862
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchantments Applied:	78
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyAthleteGOAT

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Who needs athletes when you can be a Minecraft legend on our server! Join us and show off your mad skills in block building and zombie slaying. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might just end up teaming up with the creator of Minecraft! So why waste your time watching sports when you could be crafting your way to glory on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	358	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Potions Brewed:	87