Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 55
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Animals Bred: 58
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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