Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Potions Brewed: 199
Orbs of Power Found: 11 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 7
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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