SqueejCraft: Where Endermen Roam, Creepers Explode, and Players Struggle to Find Diamonds!

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SqueejCraft Minecraft Server

IP	squeejcraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9

SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server, where we prioritize authentic gameplay, stunning view distances and the freedom to build anything with almost no limits. Experience a nearly vanilla survival adventure, thanks to our premium hardware that minimizes lag while preserving key features.

To enhance the multiplayer experience, we offer convenient tools like permanent land claims, trade shops using chests and signs, teleport requests, multiple set homes, and much more.

For additional information, type /info upon logging in, or use /s to access the server’s quick menu.

Rules

Be respectful. Be chill
No discrimination
No arguing or fighting
Hacking is not allowed
X-Ray is not allowed
Griefing is not allowed
Stealing is not allowed
Avoid swearing if possible
No excessive overbreeding
No advertising

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	No, only Vanilla gameplay is allowed. Any use of mods may result in a ban.
Are there any specific building rules?	While we encourage creativity, please refrain from building offensive or inappropriate structures.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. Players who engage in griefing may be banned.
How can I protect my land from being stolen?	Players can use the land claim feature to protect their builds and belongings from others.
Can I request teleports to other players?	Yes, players can use teleport requests to easily travel to their friends’ locations.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Animals Bred:	128
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Emeralds Found:	3540
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2449	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	88
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2576

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

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so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CrazyCraft ModArchy

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CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3235	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	1538	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Void Gems Collected:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MealMastersMC

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Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Magic Items Found:	6782
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dimension Hops:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

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lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ores Mined:	8113	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchantments Applied:	214

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.