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TexanCraft: No More Porn Hub, Just Blocks and Creepers!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of not being able to visit your favorite porn sites by immersing yourself in a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Join us and build your own virtual porn empire, where you can create NSFW statues and monuments to your heart’s content. Who needs real porn when you can watch two Minecraft pigs getting it on in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Texas People tribe, who have mastered the art of Minecraft survival in the wild west. Join them in epic battles against creepers and zombies, and become a true Texan hero.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring porn sites forever!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

House Party Minecraft Server: Survive the American Nuke!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of America nuking your house! Join us and build a fortress to protect yourself from the incoming missiles. Our server is equipped with anti-nuke technology that will keep you safe while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. Don’t let your house get blown up, join us now and survive the apocalypse in style!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	3133
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RatCraft – Cheesy Adventures Await!

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Welcome to the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams, catching, and 3D live action that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is so epic that even the originals are shaking in their boots. With music that will make your ears sing and covers that will make your heart skip a beat, you won’t want to miss a single moment.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Zodiac and Pandæmonium like never before. Our podcasts will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between.

And don’t even get us started on the merch. From limited edition PC cases to promise swag that will make your friends jealous, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s craft some holo memories together. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Rance: The LOL-tastic Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join this server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns. Don’t worry, our resident superhero llamas will be there to help you out!

But wait, there’s more! This server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken by your side?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is filled with friendly players who love to engage in epic dance battles using only emotes. Who needs swords when you can defeat your enemies with the power of dance?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Emeralds Found:	948
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Farms Harvested:	235	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Tradwife Adventures: Minecraft Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true! Join now for the chance to find your very own tradwife in the virtual world!

Picture this: you’re in your mid-20s, with a boring but stable job in ICT. Your only hobbies are working out and playing video games. You’ve always felt like an untouchable sperg, until one day, fate brings you a Welsh female cousin who tragically passed away in a workplace accident.

But fear not, her young daughter, your second cousin, is now living with your brother and his wife nearby. She’s a shy high IQ autist who excels in music and art. Together, you bond over j-dramas, history documentaries, and anime.

As she grows into a stunning Scandinavian-Celtic goddess, you find yourself falling for her. One night, she even has a wet dream about you! And when she asks you to pose for one of her mangas, you know it’s meant to be.

Join our server now and experience the romance, the passion, and the Nirvana cover band performances that will lead you to your own happily ever after. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a father next year!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Potions Brewed:	32
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Blocky Spy Family – Code LOL

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the action is as intense as a Hollywood blockbuster! Join players from all over the world, including the USA, Canada, Mexico, Australia, New Zealand, Spain, and even some mysterious countries we can’t pronounce!

Experience CINEMATIC moments that will leave you on the edge of your seat, just like that one time in a movie when they made a poop joke that was so epic, it changed the course of history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most thrilling Minecraft server on the planet. Join now and prepare for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few more poop jokes along the way!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty McCraftface: The Server of Double Trouble!

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Welcome to our Twice thread Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building is dancing to K-pop! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds filled with twice the fun and twice the chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where every block was made of candy. They built a house out of gummy bears and lived happily ever after, surrounded by twice the sweetness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party, where players can show off their best moves and compete in epic dance battles. Who will be crowned the dancing queen or king of the block? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our Twice thread server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). See you in the game!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2764	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty McPranksters: No Stolen Valor Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being autistic is not a requirement, but having low empathy and anxiety is a plus! Join us and unleash your inner social awkwardness while discussing nintendos and other random topics for hours on end.

Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of pretending to be shy when they’re actually just lacking in social skills. Embrace your awkwardness and dive into a world where you can be yourself without judgment.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the most socially awkward players can access. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained with their bizarre stories and antics.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this unique and hilarious Minecraft server. Come join us and let your inner weirdo shine!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

YeetCraft – the land of endless memes

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where Enna will guide you through the craziest builds and adventures with her YouTube channel. Need some comedic relief? Check out Millie and her Twitter for some hilarious memes and jokes that will have you rolling on the floor of your virtual block house.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for some epic gameplay with the legendary Nina (who has now graduated from Minecraft University) on Twitch. She’ll show you the ropes and teach you how to survive in the most intense situations. And if you’re in the mood for some serious PvP action, challenge Reimu to a duel and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.

And if you’re looking to up your game even further, check out Ethyria Essentials for all the latest tips and tricks to dominate the server. With a community as lively as a pack of Creepers on a hot summer day, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty LOLs: No SIMS 4 Server

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🌟 Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode? Well, look no further because this server is the bomb dot com! 🌟

🔥 Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but for Minecraft! 🍫

🚀 And that’s not all! Our server is so epic, it’s been endorsed by Elon Musk himself. He said, and I quote, “This server is out of this world, just like my rockets.” 🚀

🔮 But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret portal to a dimension where llamas ride unicorns and zombies breakdance to Thriller. It’s like a rave party in the Nether! 🎉

🔥 So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 💥

Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, loss of sleep, and an addiction to building pixelated castles. Play at your own risk! 😜

Link: Click here to join the madness! 🎮

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5574	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyCriminalsMC – Escaping the Blocks!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience a world like no other! Join us and embark on a journey filled with adventure, creativity, and surprises at every turn.

Imagine a place where you can build your own empire, conquer lands, and battle fierce enemies – all while enjoying luxurious amenities like pools, theaters, and hospitals. It’s like living in a virtual paradise!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and unleash your inner warrior. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and unlock secret powers along the way.

Come be a part of our epic community and let’s make history together – just like how Hitler once made door hinges and repaired uniforms instead of taking over the world. It’s time to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineCraftFightClub – Punching Pixels Since 2009

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience!

Do you want to join a server where you can TEKKEN your opponents down? Well, look no further because on this server, we have TEKKEN 8 Character Overviews ready for you to dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! We have Important combos and moves for each character that will make your enemies tremble in fear.

Join us on this server and become a TEKKEN master in no time! Don’t miss out on the Archived Tekken 7 Playlist that will guide you to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this world of TEKKEN madness and show everyone who the real champion is!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Towns Built:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BoysAreCuteCraft

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the boys are CUTE and the adventures are INSANE!

Join us for a wild ride filled with LOLZ and EPIC moments as you explore our WACKY world.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of TALKING LLAMAS who are on a mission to create the most WILD and CRAZY Minecraft experience ever!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of DANCING PIGS who throw the most AWESOME parties you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see for yourself why our server is the COOLEST place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1665	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky McBlockface: The Minecraft Server of Awesomeness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are lit and the mobs are turnt! Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite luck and OP powers!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive dancing creeper. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lead you to a hidden treasure trove filled with diamond blocks and nether stars.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Build, mine, and survive in a world where anything is possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Literally me for real!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9495
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyCraze: Where Creepers and Craziness Collide!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from real life drama like wife’s mental breakdowns and unruly kids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and virtual chaos!

Our server is the perfect place to let off steam and build your own world away from the madness of everyday life. Who needs Xanax when you have creepers to blow up and zombies to fight?

Come join us and let’s craft some memories together! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough or discover a hidden dungeon filled with treasure!

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5