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BoneCraft: Where We Put the ‘Bone’ in Boner

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we put the “bone” in boner! 🍆💦

Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll pee your pants? Look no further! Our server is filled with hilarious players and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and evil llamas, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat, and build the most ridiculous creations you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s first disco ball made entirely out of creeper tears. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden unicorn spawner, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pixel Pals Playground: Where White Pipo Chans Get Edgy

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where White pipo Chans are literally edge runners! Why do white pipo love danger so much? Well, on this server, you’ll find out just how thrilling it can be to live life on the edge.

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to dodge fiery lava pits, battle fierce mobs, and navigate treacherous terrain. But that’s not all – we also have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, hidden treasure chests waiting to be discovered, and even a dragon lair where you can test your bravery against the fiercest beast in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the adrenaline rush of being a White pipo Chan on the edge!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky LOLz: 3D Debut Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named Enna tried to beat our parkour challenge and failed miserably. We all laughed and said, “Sub 10k next time, Enna?” And thus, a legend was born.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with INSANE mini-games, jaw-dropping builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Enna to face the sub 10k challenge!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 673964341

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us if you want to ride on a rainbow llama while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with LEGENDARY loot and a disco party where zombies drop the sickest beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Kikerats Crafty Crew: Crafting Chaos and Laughs!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we take our roleplaying very seriously! Join us as we reenact the Roman occupation with a twist – you have to pay your taxes or face the wrath of Caesar himself!

In this server, we follow the wise words of Jesus and Paul, so if you disobey Caesar, you are basically opposing God. So, grab your pickaxe and start mining those diamonds to pay your taxes like a good citizen of Rome!

But don’t worry, it’s not all work and no play. We have epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground rebellion trying to overthrow Caesar. Will you join the resistance or stay loyal to the empire? The choice is yours on our LEGENDARY Minecraft server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blocky Love Triangle: Get TWO Gfs on this Minecraft Server!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where this player could get TWO gfs, there’s no reason you can’t get one! But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll find yourself battling dragons with Chuck Norris as your sidekick, mining diamonds with a unicorn as your pet, and building a castle made entirely out of cheese!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle, have a dance-off with a creeper, or even discover a secret hot tub hidden deep within the mines. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even find yourself with not just one, but THREE gfs by the time you log off!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3130
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salads Drool

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join our cult and give all your diamonds to our fearless leader! Why? Because she promises to lead us to the promised land of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But beware, our leader is a bit…eccentric. She once rode a llama into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious, all while wearing a pink tutu.

Join us if you dare, and together we will conquer the Minecraft world with our llama-riding cult leader at the helm. Who needs diamonds when you have such epic adventures awaiting you on our server?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	404
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Chickens and Diamonds: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our totally wild and wacky Minecraft server! Ever wondered why eastern cultures are so obsessed with females with animal features? Well, on our server, you can finally find out the answer!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can explore mystical lands filled with magical creatures and enchanting beings. Who knows, you might even encounter a cat-girl or a fox-woman along the way!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn village, where you can ride sparkly rainbow unicorns and frolic in fields of glitter and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of females with animal features!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlazeCraft: Where the grass is always greener

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server on the interwebs, DUDEWEED LMAO! Why should you join this epic server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride unicorns into battle against zombie llamas while wielding a diamond-encrusted spatula as your weapon of choice. The creepers here are so chill, they’ll just offer you a joint instead of blowing up your hard work. And don’t even get me started on the end dragon – rumor has it, he’s a total lightweight and passes out after just one sip of potion of invisibility.

But wait, there’s more! Our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant your wildest wishes with a flick of their magic wand. Want a castle made of cheese? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Consider it done.

So what are you waiting for? Join DUDEWEED LMAO today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because things tend to get a little… weird.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CivilCraft LOLz: Where History Meets Hilarity!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the most intense battles since the Civil War! But don’t worry, instead of muskets and cannons, you’ll be armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows.

Join us and fight alongside Abraham Lincoln’s ghost as he leads our faction to victory against the evil Ender Dragon army. Rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon, you’ll unlock the secret to time travel and be able to visit any era in history.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s known for dropping some sick beats that will literally blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crops Grown:	1075
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RoboFemcelCraft: Where Black Femcel Posters Come to Life

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Welcome to a Minecraft server where robots roam free and black femcel posters reign supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, madness, and mayhem!

Our server is home to the most outrageous builds you’ll ever see, from giant robot unicorns to flying tacos! Explore our world and discover hidden dungeons filled with treasure and secrets!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride giant chickens into battle, challenge other players to dance-offs in the disco arena, and even summon your own pet dragon to do your bidding!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziness for yourself! Who knows, you might even run into a black femcel poster riding a rainbow llama while singing 80s pop songs!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Kamierabi’s Lost World: Where Creepers Cry and Endermen Sigh

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of Kamierabihell and the intense flames of Fire Force! Join us for a wild adventure filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and INSANE challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a GIGANTIC dragon who challenged them to a dance-off. And guess what? The player won and became the DANCE KING of the server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with TALKING animals who throw the most epic parties. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mines Excavated:	2258
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Items Found:	3147
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Creepers Anonymous: ‘What was his problem?’

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… a talking parrot! Yes, you heard that right. This parrot had the ability to grant wishes, but only if you could beat it in a dance-off. Needless to say, things got pretty funky on our server that day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride around on RAINBOW llamas and trade in MAGICAL potions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyDragQueen’s LOL Mine

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be a crossdressing Youtuber without any judgment! Join us and openly tell everyone you’re straight and have already lost your virginity – because who says crossdressing is just for fun?

Our server’s chat is 90% girls coming to say how kawaii you are, with almost zero perv trannys making lewd comments. It’s a safe space for all your crossdressing adventures!

So why not join us and escape to a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any creepy comments asking to see your penis or imagining gay sex. Let’s keep it classy and fabulous on our server – because why not? 😉🌈👗

Join now and let your crossdressing dreams come true!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Memes & Blocks – LOL Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than this server! Join now for a chance to build pixelated masterpieces with a community crazier than a herd of Endermen on roller skates.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like the Nether and the End had a baby and named it Phase Connect. Dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Ghasts).

With official character references that will make your head spin faster than a Blaze in a tornado, you’ll never run out of inspiration for your next build. Plus, with unofficial archives that are more mysterious than a hidden Stronghold, you’ll uncover secrets that will blow your mind like a TNT explosion.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community crazier than a pack of Wolves in a Villager convention. Don’t miss out on the fun – this server is the diamond in the rough of Minecraft servers.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0