Are you tired of being a mere mortal, trapped in the chains of time and the digital jew panopticon? Do you want to unleash your inner ghostmaxxer and fulfill your destiny as a powerful being with the Holy GHOST on your side? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become part of a community of ghostmaxxing men who are ready to drive the tide of fate and conquer the universe with their adventure-seeking spirits. The top players are literal ghosts, hiding behind countless clearances and mysterious identities – will you be the next one to ascend to ghostly greatness?

Forget about neetbux and government handouts – GHOSTMAXXING is the ultimate power that trumps all. Use your birthright gift of the Holy Ghost to prevent yourself and your loved ones from becoming NPCs in the jewish panopticon. Take action, join our server, and leave behind your old life as a digital slave – it’s time to embrace your true destiny as a ghostmaxxer!

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of adventure, power, and ghostly greatness on our Minecraft server. Don’t let the evil spread – become a ghostmaxxer today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 9227
Towns Built: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Endless Night Skies: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ChickCraft – Where women rule and startup their Minecraft empire! 🐥💪

    ChickCraft – Where women rule and startup their Minecraft empire! 🐥💪
    Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server out there! Join us at our server, where we help Female Vtubers navigate the virtual world with expert advice and tips. Why join us, you ask? Well, because we have gender-specific strategies to help you conquer the Minecraft universe and gain a massive audience!

    Are you a seasoned streamer or Vtuber looking to level up your game? No worries, we got you covered! We provide advice for redebuts and rebranding, so you can become the ultimate Vtuber sensation.

    Even if you’re just a humble viewer wanting to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome to join the fun! Just make sure to get their consent before doing anything sketchy, like putting up 4chan ads. We’re all about ethical Vtubing practices here!

    And if you’re looking for some resources to up your Vtubing game, we’ve got you covered with our handy pastebin link. Plus, we have threads for every type of Vtuber out there, from OG EN indies to ASMR chuubas and even chuubas who are 30 years old and up!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and let’s conquer the virtual world together! Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber sensation with our help. Join now before your oshi grows too big for this server!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: Where You Can Protect an Empty, Wavering World with Your Own Hands

    Blocky McBlockface: Where You Can Protect an Empty, Wavering World with Your Own Hands
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can protect our empty, wavering world with your own blocky hands! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone in this epic quest. Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and talking cows who will fight by your side.

    Join us and experience the thrill of folding your wings (yes, you have wings now) and sleeping in peace knowing that you have saved the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 388
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • SaltCraft: Where everyone is more blessed than you and you hate them all

    SaltCraft: Where everyone is more blessed than you and you hate them all
    Are you tired of all those smug players with their diamond armor and enchanted weapons, flaunting their blessings in your face? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and unleash your inner rage as you take on those privileged players with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Show them who’s boss and make them regret ever crossing paths with you. Trust us, the satisfaction of taking down those “blessed” players will be sweeter than any diamond you could ever mine. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the salt flow through you!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Elon’s Resignation Party: Who’s Next? Minecraft Server

    Elon’s Resignation Party: Who’s Next? Minecraft Server
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a server where Elon Musk himself is the owner and he’s constantly coming up with crazy new updates like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. And get this, when he resigns, we’re gonna have a new owner who is a literal wizard! That’s right, a wizard who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Towns Built: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Emeralds Found: 4058
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Crafty Handshake Kingdom

    Crafty Handshake Kingdom
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise to build you a castle made entirely out of sand! Why? Because who needs boring old stone when you can have a sandy palace fit for a king (or queen)!

    Join us for some zany adventures and maybe even a little bit of romance because the time is ripe for some Minecraft love. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your blocky soulmate somewhere in our pixelated world.

    So come on, take my hand and let’s embark on a journey to a land of sandcastles, love, and endless possibilities. Because somehow, somewhere, someday, this Minecraft server will be the most epic place you’ve ever been.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 258 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6787
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Creepers Gone Wild

    Creepers Gone Wild
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because our server is the place to be if you’re looking for some wild and wacky adventures!

    Join us and you might just witness Doki making a triumphant return to the server, complete with a grand parade and fireworks show for all to enjoy. And if that’s not enough, Elira will also be making her grand return, but this time she’s bringing along a pet dragon that she’s trained to do her bidding.

    With over 100k streams of Doki’s return and 3k streams of Elira’s return, you know this server is where all the action is happening. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Dimension Hops: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Pixelated Ninjas & Creepers: A Western Take on JRPGs

    Pixelated Ninjas & Creepers: A Western Take on JRPGs
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the wackiest mashup of Western and Japanese gaming influences you’ve ever seen. Picture this: cowboys riding chocobos, samurais wielding laser guns, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got quests that will have you scratching your head in confusion, dungeons that will make you question your sanity, and secret Easter eggs that will have you laughing until you cry. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything quite like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most absurdly awesome way possible. Who knew that a western game company could make a JRPG or a Japanese game company could make a WRPG? Only on our server, folks. Only on our server.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Rainbows Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Pixel Peen Palace: 2D Boobie Blocks /hgg2d/

    Pixel Peen Palace: 2D Boobie Blocks /hgg2d/
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bushes have the most fabulous and bushy eyebrows you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild adventure filled with eyebrow grooming quests, where you must tame the unruly brows of the forest creatures to earn their trust.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by giant eyebrow monsters. Will you have the courage to face them and claim the loot?

    And don’t forget about our exclusive eyebrow salon, where you can customize your character’s eyebrows with sparkles, glitter, and even neon colors. Stand out from the crowd with your fabulous brows!

    So come join us on this eyebrow-raising adventure and see why our server is the most eyebrow-tastic place in all of Minecraft!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 146
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Emeralds Found: 9835

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • SnackCraft: Where we gather ’round the fire for epic adventures and tasty treats! LOLz guaranteed!

    SnackCraft: Where we gather ’round the fire for epic adventures and tasty treats! LOLz guaranteed!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But here’s the catch – the only way to access it was by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight! And guess what? They did it and became the richest players in the land!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Pig Racing Championship. Yes, you heard that right. Strap a saddle on a pig, grab a carrot on a stick, and race against your friends to see who can cross the finish line first. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (just kidding, we don’t condone pig-napping)!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of llamas who roam the server, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to fly like a bat for a whole week!

    So grab your snacks, gather around the fire, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server

    Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel sane? Well, look no further because our server is here to drive you absolutely bonkers! Join us and experience a whole new level of insanity as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and talking pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous /vg/ mental illnesses, where players can compete to see who can come up with the craziest and most outrageous ideas. From building upside-down houses to creating a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, the possibilities are endless on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might just end up with a case of the giggles that lasts for days. Just remember to bring your straight jacket, because things are about to get wild!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. You’ll be busting a move with these explosive dancers all night long!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • DisasterCraft: Where griefers, creepers, and Endermen unite to destroy everything you love

    DisasterCraft: Where griefers, creepers, and Endermen unite to destroy everything you love
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with three events that will leave you questioning reality!

    Event 1: The Great Sheep Uprising – One day, all the sheep on our server decided they were tired of being sheared and rebelled against the players. It was woolly chaos as they took over the land, bleating their demands for better treatment. Join our server to witness the woolly revolution!

    Event 2: The Potato Famine of Doom – A mysterious curse swept through our server, turning all the potatoes into poisonous zombie spuds. Players had to band together to find a cure before they all turned into potato zombies themselves. Can you survive the potato apocalypse?

    Event 3: The Great Chicken Migration – The chickens on our server suddenly gained the ability to fly and decided to migrate to a new land. Players had to race against the clock to catch as many flying chickens as possible before they disappeared forever. Join our server to witness the clucking chaos!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with insane events and wacky adventures, look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • SpeedyCraft: “anyone wanna race?”

    SpeedyCraft: “anyone wanna race?”
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gaming paradise!

    Join us for epic races through pixelated landscapes that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. We’ve got more games than a villager has trades, including the legendary asssssetto corsa (yes, with extra “s”s for extra speed)!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on to our server and challenged players to a dance-off. The winner got a diamond block and bragging rights for life. Can you handle the pressure?

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge) and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Blocky LOLz: The Ultimate Minecraft Shenanigans Server!

    Blocky LOLz: The Ultimate Minecraft Shenanigans Server!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you! Introducing a server where the mobs are actually based nazis! That’s right, you can fight off evil based nazis while mining for diamonds and building your dream castle.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you defeat the leader of the based nazis, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. Who wouldn’t want to ride around on a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

    So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the adventures are endless and the based nazis are always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Frosty Fiasco: Snowball Showdown Server #172

    Frosty Fiasco: Snowball Showdown Server #172
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server, “Gradient of Souls,” is here to shake things up! Join us on an epic adventure filled with ASMR previews, leaked secrets, and patch overviews that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events like “Skyward Blaze” and “Hero Games” that will test your skills and teamwork like never before. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Mauxir, Acacia, and Cherno – Enigma. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic loot drops!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have new outfits available like “Street Code” Lyfe and “Allure of Lotus” Acacia. Show off your style while you conquer the Minecraft world like a boss!

    So what are you waiting for? Download our server from our main site, Epic Games Store, or Steam and join the craziest Minecraft community around. Don’t miss out on the madness – join “Gradient of Souls” today!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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