Are you tired of dealing with entitled siblings who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft without any spoiled brats demanding sandwiches or soda.

Imagine a world where you can lock yourself in your virtual room without anyone bothering you for food. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and avoid all the entitled drama of real life. Plus, we promise no parents will ever tell you to cook for your sibling here!

So if you’re looking for a break from the chaos of entitled family members, join our Minecraft server and build your own paradise. Who needs siblings when you have blocks to stack and adventures to embark on? Let’s block out the entitled drama together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Alien Abductions: 4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss

    Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss
    join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna keep a healthy weight, bro! we got da best circadian rhythms in da game, u gonna be burnin’ dem calories like a pro. eat an early dinner, eat an early breakfast, and BOOM – u gonna be lookin’ like a snack in no time. plus, our appetite regulation is on point, u ain’t gonna be snackin’ all day like a noob. so come join us and get dat healthy weight, cuz we all about dem early meals and epic weight management skills. #minecraftgoals #healthyweightgang

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2849
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

    HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

    HexArchon Overview

    Description HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.

    Links

    Our Values

    We are dedicated to creating a unique and enjoyable experience for our community. Here are some of our core values:

    We listen to community feedback and are transparent in our decisions and development process.
    Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles Players can choose from various playstyles and enjoy optional additions to enhance their gameplay experience.
    Trust & respect We strive to build trust and respect within our community and maintain a positive environment.
    Dedicated updates We continuously add new content to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging.

    Gameplay Mechanics

    • Custom Mobs
    • Custom Items
    • Custom Enchants
    • Dungeons
    • Quests
    • Abilities
    • Stats
    • Auto Farms
    • Furnaces
    • Furniture
    • Player Shops
    • Pets
    • Fishing
    • Quality-of-life Improvements

    Technicals

    Server performance and responsiveness are top priorities:

    CPU AMD Ryzen 9 7950X
    RAM 3200MHz 64GB
    Storage 2TB NVME SSD
    Location US East Coast

    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

    Thanks for reading! Join us on HexArchon for a unique gaming experience.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2110
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BurgerCraft Minecraft Server

    BurgerCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our Iron Dome defense system is always on point! Just like in real life, we have a team of experts ready to intercept any incoming missiles from other players trying to attack our base. Join us and witness the epic battles as our defensive coalition, led by the United States (yes, you read that right), takes down all threats with ease.

    But that’s not all! Our server is located in the heart of Israel, where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover hidden treasures while dodging incoming missiles. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

    So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (and hopefully not under attack). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of Minecraft warfare!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP

    Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being stuck with El Bencho and Lautardo on other servers when you could be playing with the Serie A top scorer instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave those scrubs in the dust! Our server is so epic, even Cristiano Ronaldo wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for goats here, only players who can mine diamonds like a pro. So come join us and show off your building skills, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find the legendary Notch himself hiding in a secret cave. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most hilarious moments – join our server now!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Dimension Hops: 11 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • PramQueueSkipperAITAH

    PramQueueSkipperAITAH
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where queue etiquette is taken to the next level! Join us for epic battles over who gets to be next in line at the virtual CEX shop. Will you be the one to bravely park your baby’s pram and leave the line, only to return and claim your rightful spot? Or will you be like our fearless player (F, 26) who dared to defy the unwritten rules of the queue and face the wrath of a seething mother?

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy encounters. Explore the bustling shopping center, navigate through cramped aisles, and engage in heated debates over who truly deserves to be served first. And if things get too intense, just remember to tell your opponents to “fuck off” before making your grand exit.

    So why wait in line in the real world when you can join us in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server? Who knew shopping for second hand games and DVDs could be so thrilling? Join now and let the queue drama unfold!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Potions Brewed: 51 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyCreeperCraziness

    CraftyCreeperCraziness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you won’t believe it’s real!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

    So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • NorthKoreanArtillery Minecraft Server

    NorthKoreanArtillery Minecraft Server
    OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz we got half of Russia’s artillery shells sourced from North Korea! like, can u even imagine the chaos and explosions happenin’ here?! it’s like a war zone but in Minecraft, so u can blow stuff up without gettin’ in trouble with the law. plus, we got secret intel from Western Intelligence, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now before Putin finds out and tries to shut us down! #MinecraftWarZone #NorthKoreaExplosions #JoinOrDie

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Chimeras Created: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 71 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • NukeCraft: Trump’s Urgent Quest

    NukeCraft: Trump’s Urgent Quest
    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that even Trump is urging Israel to hit the nuclear first and worry about the rest later just to get a chance to play on it!

    imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

    we’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireballs from your eyes, turn into a giant chicken, and summon a herd of dancing cows. not to mention, our community is full of the coolest players who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Nightmare Toys Transform

    Nightmare Toys Transform
    join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest shizz ever in minecraft!!! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin da macarena!!! u wont believe ur eyes when u see da giant chicken boss dat drops diamond blocks when u defeat it (true story, bro).

    we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies till da break of dawn. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall (dont worry, u wont get burned…probably).

    come join us and be part of da most epic and insane minecraft server ever created!!! trust us, u wont regret it…probably.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8416 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Misinfo MasterCraft

    Misinfo MasterCraft
    so, like, this server is where all the cool kids hang out, ya know? we got like, dragons and unicorns and stuff. but like, the best part is that if you join, you get a free pet zombie pigman. like, how cool is that?

    oh, and get this, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got diamonds for days, bro. and if you find the secret entrance, you get to keep whatever you can carry. it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more explosions.

    also, we have this epic battle arena where you can challenge other players to duels. winner gets a golden apple or something. but like, watch out for the lava traps, they’ll getcha every time.

    so yeah, if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever, come hang with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, our pet zombie pigman is super cuddly.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 21
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • What is the IP for Ella Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Ella Minecraft Server?

    Ella is a passionate and dynamic individual with a creative mind and a love for all things artistic. With a background in design and a keen eye for detail, she excels in bringing ideas to life through her work. Ella is dedicated to continuous learning and growth, always seeking out new challenges and opportunities to expand her skill set. When she’s not busy creating, you can find Ella exploring her local art scene, traveling to new destinations, or spending time in nature.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Runes Activated: 8
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Zapped Creeper Sanctuary – The Explosive Server of Fun! Join Now for Thrills and Spills!

    Zapped Creeper Sanctuary – The Explosive Server of Fun! Join Now for Thrills and Spills!

    Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Description
    Lite RPG Experience
    Quality of Life (QoL) Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
    Voting System
    Player Economy Player-owned & operated economy for buying and selling items
    Cross-Platform Play Play with friends on any platform with different MC versions
    Informative Discord Channel Featuring Discord-to-Minecraft chatting and updates
    Custom Help Menu Resource available 24/7 for player assistance

    Website: http://www.chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: https://discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

    We eagerly await the arrival of new players on our server and welcome individuals from all backgrounds. Feel free to join our server anytime as we are not whitelisted – and enjoy everything we have to offer!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How do I join the Charged Creeper server?

    To join the server, simply use the Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com or connect via Bedrock on port 25566.

    2. What kind of RPG elements are available on the server?

    The server offers Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants & Custom Monsters to enhance the mid-to-end game experience.

    3. How can I earn rewards through voting?

    By participating in the voting system, players receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata to beat up for additional rewards.

    4. Is there a player economy on the server?

    Yes, players can buy and sell items with each other in the player-owned & operated economy.

    5. Can I play with friends on different platforms?

    Absolutely! The server supports cross-platform play, allowing players on different Minecraft versions to play together.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Buildings Constructed: 33
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Pixel PVP – Minecraft Server

    Pixel PVP – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Seriously, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time.

    2. The mobs on our server are so friendly, they’ll bring you flowers instead of attacking you. Who needs a pet dog when you have a pet zombie?

    3. Our server is so epic, Notch himself logs on to play. Rumor has it he even built a secret diamond castle somewhere on the map.

    4. Need a break from mining? No problem! Our server hosts weekly dance parties at the Nether portal. Get your groove on with some zombie pigmen!

    5. Looking for a challenge? We have a secret quest where you have to defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. It’s called the “Blindfolded Dragon Dance” and only the bravest players attempt it.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • I Want To Be A Part Of The Cabal Minecraft SMP

    I Want To Be A Part Of The Cabal Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a secret society known as “The Cabal.” Rumor has it that they control the entire server with their mystical powers and offer incredible perks to those who join their ranks.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned – the initiation process involves a parkour course over a pit of lava, a battle with a dragon, and a dance-off with a creeper. But hey, it’s all worth it to be a part of the most exclusive club in Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join us now and become a member of The Cabal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to unlimited diamonds or gain the ability to fly. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wild server.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4949 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • OpenDoorPoopCraft

    OpenDoorPoopCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pooping with the door open is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds while sitting on the toilet in-game. It’s a multi-tasker’s dream come true!

    2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure?

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, a mysterious figure who rules over all bathroom-related activities. Rumor has it that if you impress him with your building skills, he will grant you the power to summon toilets at will.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of pooping with the door open like never before!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Alien Abductions: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Enchantments Applied: 199

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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