SpeedyScanCraft

anger, anxiety, cashier, cleaning supplies, compassion, customer service, disability, dollar tree, groceries, Hurry, husband, Hyperventilating, Karen, mental illness, Panic, panic attack, Rude, screaming, shopping, SpeedyScanCraft, unfazed

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the angry man in the Dollar Tree, our server is full of unexpected surprises and chaotic energy.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the virtual world, where anything can happen. From slow-moving cashiers to unexpected panic attacks, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

And don’t worry about being called a “Karen” for wanting to hurry things along – we embrace all types of players, even those with a touch of anxiety. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Void Gems Collected:	37
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Towns Built:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Animals Bred:	177
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Emeralds Found:	9078
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	179	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Enchantments Applied:	161	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

Adventure, Architecture, art, beauty, continent, culture, Diversity, EuroCraft, Europe, Experience, Exploration, Food, heritage, History, landmarks, Lifestyle, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, tradition, travel, vacation

Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Creeper Crush!

bittersweet, creeper, Crush, emotional, Experience, first love, HEARTBREAK, high school romance, infatuation, Innocence, Memories, Naive, Nostalgia, past, puppy love, relationship, Romantic, sentimental, teenage romance, unforgettable, young love

Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

Captivity, Conflict, courage, enclave, Escape, freedom, FreeYazidiLady, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, persecution, refugee, Relief, resilience, survivor, WOMAN, Yazidi, Yazidi community

come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ores Mined:	9034	Zombie Dances:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

#sustainability, biodegradation, degradation, discovery, Durability, environmental impact, Environmental Science, killer bacteria, microbial degradation., Party, pet, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic recycling, plastic waste, plastic-eating bacteria, plastic-killer bacteria, Pollution, resistance, SLAYERS, Tough plastic, US researchers, WasteWater

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

Axes, BackRice RPG, bps, Clans, Donations, Dungeons, Events, minecraft server, Pets, prefixes, Private, PvP, Quests, RPG, Survival, top menus

RPG server, quests, bps, axes, top menus, pets, prefixes, dungeons and much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

1.20, Active, bedrock, blocks, Casual, collaboration, Community, convenience, Discord, Drama, Elected positions, family, home, like-minded, Mature, Modded, Opera, Realms, Redfield, Semi Vanilla, smp, soap, Timeless

Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.

Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would like to change. But with that in mind: All mods and creative content are for convenience only.

Our goal is to expand our tight-knit family and to find like-minded, “community driven” people like yourself!

Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players of 18 years or older.

What to Expect?

Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Casual Environment
Active Discord/Realm
Community Elected Positions

If any of this appeals to you, check us out! https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?	A: Please join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions?	A: Yes, we only accept players who are 18 years or older.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?	A: All mods and creative content are for convenience only, so please check with the server rules before using any mods.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	137	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

20th anniversary, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Cinematic, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, in-game event, Land, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA Community, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, October Trading Post, Official WoW News, Server, Sylvanas, the war within, Threads of Destiny, Tyrande, World of Warcraft, wowg, YJK Edition

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

Anon, chuuba, Corpo, Cum, Edition, erp, FANTASY, Fun, general, indie, lamy, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, roulette, Slutposting, smp, society, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, Worship

Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SibSnap Minecraft Server

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disagreement, emotional response, Expectations, family, family dynamics, individual autonomy., Minecraft, personal space, pre wedding, relationships, Server, sibling photoshoot, SibSnap, step-parenting, step-sibling, teenage perspective, Wedding, wedding planning

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with unexpected family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling drama and forced bonding sessions!

Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!

Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.

So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.