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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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