Speedrun Chronicles 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, Chronicles, commentary, Community, Diversity, documentary, equality, esports, Gaming, gender, Gender norms, Inclusivity, new runner, Progressivism, representation, She, Social Issues, Speedrun, Stereotypes, video games, Watching

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchantments Applied:	201
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Yo bro, forget about those boring speedruns and come join our Minecraft server where we don’t care about gender pronouns, we just care about building epic structures and trolling creepers like a boss.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while dodging lava pits and battling zombies with a carrot stick.

We have a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush, so get ready for some wild adventures and epic pranks that will make you question reality.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a chicken who’s afraid of a little TNT explosion.

CraftyConfidence

anxiety, Confidence, coping mechanisms, CraftyConfidence, emotional well being, Insecurity, mental health, mindfulness, overcoming insecurity, personal development, positive thinking, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, self-validation, support system, Therapy

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Crops Grown:	1933	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and never feel insecure again! Our community of pro players will make you feel like a Minecraft god in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who will grant you magical powers if you prove yourself worthy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend!

GeneCraft NeuroToxicity Server

brain health, Chemicals, contamination, DNA damage, environmental health, environmental impact, Environmental Science, gene expression, GeneCraft, Genes, genetic effects, neurological disorders, Neurotoxicity, PFAS, Pollution, public health, research, scientific discovery, scientists, Server, study, toxic substances

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists up in here identifyin’ 11 genes affected by PFAS, like whaaat?! dat’s sum next level shiz right there. u wanna shed some light on neurotoxicity while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers? dis da place to be, fam. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground lab where u can brew potions dat make u fly like a freakin’ dragon. ain’t no other server like dis, so join now before da government shuts us down for bein’ too lit. let’s get weird, y’all! 🤪🔥🧪

What are Minecraft servers like GunkCraft ?

#youtube, Community, Discord, Economy, Fun, MCMMO, Plugins, PvP, Slimefun4, Store, support server, Survival, tiktok, vanilla minecraft, version 1.20.4, warzone

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1023
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Crops Grown:	4577

Some similar Minecraft servers to GunkCraft include:

1. MagicCraft – This server offers a unique twist on survival gameplay with magic-themed plugins and a friendly community. With custom spells, quests, and events, MagicCraft provides an immersive experience similar to GunkCraft . 2. SkyLegends – If you enjoy a skyblock experience, SkyLegends is a server worth checking out. With custom islands, challenges, and a competitive community, SkyLegends brings a fresh take on the classic skyblock gameplay seen in GunkCraft . 3. PixelPunchers – For players who love minigames and PvP, PixelPunchers is a server that delivers. With a wide range of custom minigames, arenas, and competitive events, PixelPunchers offers an action-packed experience reminiscent of the Warzone in GunkCraft . 4. MythicalRealms – This server focuses on roleplaying and immersive storytelling, perfect for players who enjoy a more narrative-driven experience. With custom quests, factions, and a dedicated community, MythicalRealms offers a gameplay style similar to the questing elements in GunkCraft . 5. UltraCraft – Combining elements of survival, creative building, and minigames, UltraCraft is a versatile server that caters to a variety of playstyles. With a strong emphasis on community interaction and player-driven events, UltraCraft offers a dynamic experience comparable to the features found in GunkCraft .

Whether you’re looking for magic-themed survival, skyblock challenges, PvP action, roleplaying adventures, or a mix of gameplay styles, these similar Minecraft servers provide plenty of options for players seeking experiences like GunkCraft . Explore these servers to find your next favorite Minecraft community and enjoy the unique features they have to offer.

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Stack of Grass

GRASS, Modded, Stack

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	3314	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Stack of Grass Season 2 Minecraft Server

Overview:

Player Base	Whitelisted server for players 18+ looking for a chill ambiance.
Gameplay	Server offers a “Vanilla+++” experience with added Mods for enhanced building and adventuring.
Commands	Players have access to /home, /sethome, and other teleporting commands.
In-Game Social	Proximity voice chat for communication and rewards for town building.

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Visit the discord server and follow the application process.

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: The main feature mods are “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, and “Mystical Agriculture” along with QoL mods.

Q: Are there scripted dungeons on the server?

A: Yes, admins add scripted dungeons with rewards upon completion.

Q: Is there a mic requirement for the proximity voice chat?

A: Having a mic is a plus for ease of communication in-game.

Q: How long has this season been running?

A: The season started in early April 2024.

Enchanted Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, Echoes, Enchanted, Relationship Humor Love Laughter Romance Connection Communication Intimacy Affection Happiness Joy Funny Jokes Emotional Bonding Infatuation Smiles Feelings Chemistry Adoration

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2666
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, when you’re on this server, the mobs are so into you that they just burst into laughter every time you say something! It’s like a comedy show, but with creepers and skeletons! Who wouldn’t want to join a server where even the zombies think you’re hilarious? Get in on the fun and join now!

RoleModelCraft

admirable qualities, Character development, empowerment, Ethics, guidance, influential figure, inspiration, Integrity, leadership, male role model, mentor, Mentorship, moral compass, motivation, positive influence, positive role model, Role Model, RoleModelCraft, success, VALUES, Young men

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Are you tired of boring old role models like Superman or Captain America? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and follow in the footsteps of our fearless leader, Steve the Block Breaker. He’s the ultimate role model for young men, teaching valuable life lessons like how to survive in a world full of creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman Army, a group of swine warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their bacon. Join forces with them and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and claim the title of Pigman King.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the world’s largest diamond mine. Dive deep into the earth and uncover riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs a role model when you can be a diamond-studded warrior instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become the ultimate role model for young men everywhere. Steve the Block Breaker is waiting for you!

Elon’s Lies vs Starmer’s Blocks

Attacks, Backlash, blocks, controversy, criticism, criticism from public, elon musk, Elons, leader, Lies, Media, Misinformation, News, Politics, public figure, response, social media, Starmer, Starmers, Statement, Technology, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

so, like, you know that one time when elon musk was all like “yo, this server sucks” and then keir starmer was all like “nah bro, this server is the bomb diggity”? well, that’s the kind of drama you can expect on this cray cray minecraft server.

join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughs. we’ve got unicorns roaming the land, dragons breathing fire, and a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players know about.

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends for life and enemies for eternity. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see why even elon musk can’t resist the lure of this epic minecraft server.

Milk to Blocks: Aussie Farm Crisis

adaptation strategies, agricultural diversification, agricultural resilience, agriculture, alternative enterprises, Aussie, Australian dairy farmers, blocks, climate change, climate impacts, Crisis, dairy industry, economic challenges, environmental sustainability, Farm, Farming, financial pressures, industry trends, labour shortages, milk, rising costs, rural communities, sustainable practices, sustainable transition support, workforce issues

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7381
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Zombie Dances:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7

so, like, u ever wanted to milk cows in minecraft but then u heard about this server where u can do WAY more than just milk cows? like, u can have a whole farm with like, chickens and pigs and stuff. but get this, u can also have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers.

this server is so cool cuz it’s like, all about sustainability and stuff. like, we’re helping australian dairy farmers find new ways to make money cuz apparently it’s hard for them right now. so, by joining our server, u can help save the dairy farmers AND have a super fun time playing minecraft.

plus, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and stuff. u have to find the secret entrance by solving riddles and stuff. it’s so cool, u won’t believe it.

so, come join our server and be a part of something amazing. u won’t regret it, i promise.

TechnoTerra Realm[pvp]

Adventure, Challenges, Discord, discovery, exclusive community, FANTASY, Immersive, Journey, landscapes, mettle, Minecraft, PvP, Quests, Reality, Realmpvp, Realms, Server, smp, Structures, TechnoTerra

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112
Secret Passages Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Buildings Constructed:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Server Overview
🔮 Unveil the Mysteries
Dare to step into a Minecraft realm like never before. This isn’t just a realm; it’s an immersive journey where untold mysteries await your exploration.
🏰 Realm Secrets:
– 🌌 Traverse through landscapes that hold secrets yet to be unveiled.
– 🏛️ Craft majestic structures that reflect your unique vision.
– ⚔️ Embark on daring quests and conquer challenges that test your mettle.
– 🎭 Immerse yourself in a realm that dances between fantasy and reality.
Ready for the extraordinary?

Realms
Jk Realm 1 : VqtaUznAGi4
Ts Realm 2 : YrXnSm8e6n8
Ats Realm 3 : zNqwg5mGFAg

Join now and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery go hand in hand! ✨🕹️ https://discord.com/invite/PbrEpsg97w

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply enter one of the realm codes provided above in your Minecraft game.

Q: Is there a cost to join the server?

A: No, the server is free to join.

Q: Are there specific rules for the server?

A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s discord community for more information on the rules.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and embark on adventures together.

Q: What kind of activities can I expect on the server?

A: You can expect to explore mysterious landscapes, craft unique structures, embark on quests, and immerse yourself in a realm of fantasy and reality.

Q: How can I report an issue or concern on the server?

A: If you encounter any issues or have concerns while on the server, please reach out to the server moderators via the discord community for assistance.

Familiar Feline Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal, cat, Curiosity, cute, deja vu, Familiar, Feline, Land, look, Memory, Mysterious, odd, perplexing, pet, recognition, resemblance, Similarity, strange, Uncanny, Whiskers, why

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you question reality. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you see a cat that looks strangely familiar. Is it a sign from the Minecraft gods? Join our server to uncover the mystery of the familiar cat and unlock secret powers beyond your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

DivorceCraft: AITAH Edition

AITAH, Apology, asking for divorce, baby trapping, Communication, divorce decision., DivorceCraft, Edition, family dinner, Grief, Hospital, in-laws, infertility, man cave, misscarriage, misunderstanding, Nursery, Pregnancy, Support, Sympathy, video games, WiFi

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	81	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you tired of drama in your real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be birthing is epic builds and pixelated pigs!

Join us for a drama-free zone where you can build your dream nursery without any man caves getting in the way. Our server has the best wifi for all your gaming needs, so you can play for hours without interruption – unlike poor Jake.

Forget about baby trapping accusations and family dinners filled with awkward glances. On our server, the only thing you’ll be miscarrying is any doubts about having a great time. And if things get too intense, you can always yell “I want a divorce” to your pixelated spouse – no tears necessary!

So hop on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs in-laws when you have blocky adventures waiting for you?

NoBodyShamingPls Minecraft SMP

body image, body positivity, Confidence, empowerment, mental health, Minecraft, NoBodyShamingPls, self appreciation, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self validation journey, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-validation, smp

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! We got like, the craziest builds and the most lit community ever, like seriously, it’s off the chain. And get this, we have this secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server, like they’re the real bosses, man. And if you join, you get to ride a flying pig around the map, no joke. Plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a golden toilet seat, like who wouldn’t want that, amirite? So come join us and let’s stop body shaming together by building giant statues of ourselves out of pixelated blocks, because why not, right? Let’s get weird and wild, my dudes!

BlockBuddies Betrayed

backstabbing friends, BETRAYAL, Betrayed, BlockBuddies, deceitful behavior, dishonesty, disloyalty, fake friends, fake loyalty, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, friendship evaluation, friendship red flags, friendship signs, friendship warning signs, toxic relationships, true friends, trust issues, unhealthy friendships

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Votes:	6273
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Zombie Dances:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Are your so-called “friends” constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your house with TNT? Do they lure you into lava traps and laugh as you burn to a crisp? Sounds like you need to ditch those losers and join our epic Minecraft server where betrayal is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

On our server, you can prank your friends by replacing all their blocks with obsidian, or lead them into a pit of creepers disguised as cute little bunnies. The possibilities for trolling are endless! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – join us and help them achieve their llama-licious goals!

So if you’re tired of being backstabbed by your so-called friends, come join our server where treachery reigns supreme and alliances are as flimsy as a dirt block in a rainstorm. Trust no one, except maybe the llamas. They seem pretty chill.

TibetQuakeCraft

border, CASUALTIES, disaster management, earthquake, emergency response, Fatalities, geology, Himalayas, India, natural disaster, Nepal, News, rescue operations, Richter scale, seismic activity, seismic waves, tectonic plates, Tibet, TibetQuakeCraft, times of india, tremors

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Towns Built:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

yo yo yo come join our EPIC minecraft server where we got earthquakes happenin left and right like it’s nobody’s business! we got a 7.1 magnitude earthquake striking every hour on the hour, so you better watch out or you’ll be squished like a bug! but don’t worry, at least 9 people have already been killed so you know it’s gonna be a good time! come join us for some crazy survival action and see if you can outwit mother nature herself. who needs boring old regular minecraft servers when you can have the thrill of constant danger and destruction? join now before the next earthquake hits and shakes things up!

Circumcised Steve’s Secret Server

Awareness, body modification, circumcised, circumcision, confidential information, cultural practices, family traditions, genitalia, health decisions, intimate details, medical history, personal choices, personal information, personal knowledge, physical differences, privacy, secret, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-identity, sensitive topics, Server, societal norms, Steves

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Emeralds Found:	6411
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Divine Spears Created:	28

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A SERVER WHERE EVERYONE KNOWS IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK! OUR SERVER HAS A SPECIAL FEATURE THAT REVEALS THIS INFORMATION TO EVERYONE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-BACON, A RARE AND DELICIOUS TREAT THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND THE ABILITY TO TAME WILD WOLVES WITH JUST A GLANCE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)