Space Cadet Escape Pod | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin on a minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you get a jury duty summons. but wait, you can’t serve because you’re a STRANDED ASTRONAUT! like, how crazy is that?

on this server, we got all the stranded astronauts, just hangin out and playin minecraft together. we got moon rocks instead of diamonds, and our castles are made out of space junk. it’s out of this world, literally!

so if you wanna join the most out-of-this-world minecraft server ever, come hang with us stranded astronauts. we promise you’ll have a blast, just watch out for those pesky aliens trying to steal your diamonds!

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	717	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	629
Villages Defended:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	596	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mines Excavated:	4478
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6089	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Star Shards Collected:	160	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Buildings Constructed:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!

GFvsBFFs: NoRegrets

abusive ex, Accountability, AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Friends, GFvsBFFs, Girlfriend, Honesty, noregrets, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, self improvement, social settings, Support, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal just like in a soap opera.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But wait, there’s more! Your ex-girlfriend shows up with her new boyfriend, causing chaos and drama among your friends. Will you forgive her or join forces with your friends to take her down?

With over 20+ players, you’ll never run out of drama on our server. Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, drama llama is always watching!

BlockAddictz

addiction, Behavior, BlockAddictz, compulsion, coping mechanism, cravings, dependency, habits, mental health, Obsession, Psychological, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-control, substance abuse, Support, Therapy, Treatment, triggers, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Emeralds Found:	6932
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft? Are you addicted to trolling your friends by hiding TNT traps in their houses? Are you addicted to collecting every single type of block in the game, even if it means spending hours mining underground?

Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your addictions! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a pet dragon who will help you conquer your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in all your Minecraft addictions in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, assault, CarCraft, Civilian Cars, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Equipment, Military, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military vehicles, Minecraft, russian military, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, Shortage, Shortage of Vehicles, troop deployment, Vehicle Shortage, War

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	1878
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Enchantments Applied:	164
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2548	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a shortage of armored vehicles just like the russian troops! but don’t worry, we got you covered with civilian cars for all your assaulting needs. drive into battle like a boss and show those creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself drives a pink convertible and will give you a ride if you ask nicely. so what are you waiting for? hop on this crazy train of chaos and fun!