Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.
So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.
Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.
2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.
3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!
But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
not only that, but our asian elephants have more wrinkles than their african cousins, creating a whole new level of excitement and mystery in the minecraft world! 🌍🔍
if you want to experience the ultimate elephant adventure and uncover the secrets of their trunks, then join our server now and prepare to be amazed! 🎮🐘 #elephantwrinkles #minecraftmadness
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
But that’s not all, we have insane stories waiting for you on this server. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule with an iron beak. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and enough chaos to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a Cytube channel for all your streaming needs and a booru that may be a little dead, but hey, who doesn’t love a good zombie booru?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for any demons trying to check out into Heaven while you’re at it.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 9770 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us for a server experience where you can tip your fellow players with diamonds without fear of being called a thief. And if you ever feel like a Karen, don’t worry – we’ll help you see the light and make things right. So come on over and build your dream world without the drama of real life restaurants.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Imagine a world where you can roleplay as the meddling sibling who spills the beans about their sister’s infertility to her unsuspecting fiancé. Will you be the hero who reveals the truth, or the villain who destroys a relationship? The choice is yours on our server!
Witness the aftermath of dropping a bombshell like no other – from the angry sister who hates your guts to the fiancé who is left reeling from the shocking revelation. It’s like watching a reality TV show unfold right before your eyes, but in Minecraft form!
So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now and get ready to stir up some serious trouble! Who knew Minecraft could be this juicy?
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1019 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
