Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 219791 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.
So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.
Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 206 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.
2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.
3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!
But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
not only that, but our asian elephants have more wrinkles than their african cousins, creating a whole new level of excitement and mystery in the minecraft world! 🌍🔍
if you want to experience the ultimate elephant adventure and uncover the secrets of their trunks, then join our server now and prepare to be amazed! 🎮🐘 #elephantwrinkles #minecraftmadness
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But that’s not all, we have insane stories waiting for you on this server. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule with an iron beak. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3971 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and enough chaos to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a Cytube channel for all your streaming needs and a booru that may be a little dead, but hey, who doesn’t love a good zombie booru?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for any demons trying to check out into Heaven while you’re at it.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us for a server experience where you can tip your fellow players with diamonds without fear of being called a thief. And if you ever feel like a Karen, don’t worry – we’ll help you see the light and make things right. So come on over and build your dream world without the drama of real life restaurants.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 15 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Imagine a world where you can roleplay as the meddling sibling who spills the beans about their sister’s infertility to her unsuspecting fiancé. Will you be the hero who reveals the truth, or the villain who destroys a relationship? The choice is yours on our server!
Witness the aftermath of dropping a bombshell like no other – from the angry sister who hates your guts to the fiancé who is left reeling from the shocking revelation. It’s like watching a reality TV show unfold right before your eyes, but in Minecraft form!
So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now and get ready to stir up some serious trouble! Who knew Minecraft could be this juicy?
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Don’t worry about your kidneys failing or DTs kicking in, because on our server, anything is possible! Your liver and pancreas will be working overtime to keep up with your virtual drinking habits, and you’ll be shaking from excitement, not withdrawal symptoms.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where alcoholics of all levels can come together and build their way to sobriety (or not, we won’t judge)! Cheers to virtual drinking and endless fun!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
