Sometimes i go to /pw/ and post something grammatically wrong… Minecraft SMP

grammatically, Minecraft, post, smp, wrong

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8894
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	661	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Towns Built:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground club where players can only enter if they can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards. Trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest that’s guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Rumor has it that inside the chest is a rare enchanted diamond sword that can shoot fireworks. And if you manage to defeat the llamas and claim the sword, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of the server for a week!

Oh, and did I mention our weekly “Skydiving Sunday” event? We all gather at the top of the tallest mountain and take turns jumping off while trying to land in a pool of slime blocks. It’s a blast… literally!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding llamas). Good MorningMatches to all, and to all a LOLZY night!

FiberCraft GutBoosters

Altered, Body, Boost, changing, COMPOSITION, diet, digestion, FiberCraft, fibre, good gut bacteria, GutBoosters, health, immune system, INFECTIONS, life-threatening, Microbiome, nutrition, prebiotics, Predict, probiotics, study, wellness

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Mines Excavated:	2240	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we feed your gut bacteria with all the fibre you need to boost your body against infections! our studies have shown that the composition of your gut microbiome can predict how likely you are to die from infections, but fear not! you can alter it by changing your diet on our server!

we have all the craziest foods to feed your gut bacteria, from pixelated broccoli to diamond-encrusted apples! join us and watch as your gut microbiome becomes stronger than ever before, ready to take on any infection that comes your way!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and start feeding those good gut bacteria like never before! your body will thank you, and you’ll be invincible in no time!

Super duper cool server Minecraft server

Account.., Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, description, Gaming, image, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, Player vs Player, Roleplay, Server, Super Duper Cool Server, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11

The owner of the “Super Duper Cool Server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

QubexCraft.aternos.me:42405

Saintcraft

Biomes, Christian, Community, developers, Discord, Economy, Factions, FAITH, Gaming, java, Lands, Nations, Plugins, SaintCraft, Server, smp, study groups, Survival, Terrain, Vanilla, Website, weekly game nights

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Server Name:	SAINTCRAFT CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER
Server Type:	Christian Minecraft Server
Server Features:	Modern, item-based economy Custom commands and recipes Plugins and features made in-house Beautiful, custom terrain generation Player lands, nations, and factions Strong Christian foundation
Java version support:	1.21.3+
Website:	https://saintcraft.us
Discord:	https://discord.gg/GtPAANpBg4

Overview:

Saintcraft is a new and exciting free-to-play Christian Minecraft server; the place to go for a faith-filled Minecraft experience. With a dedicated staff and a strong international Christian community, Saintcraft offers a unique vanilla survival experience with custom commands and plugins developed in-house. Join today to find your place in this growing community!

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Can non-Christians join the server?

A: Yes, people from all walks of life are welcome to join Saintcraft and experience our community.

Q: Are there age restrictions for joining the server?

A: Users aged 13 and older are encouraged to join our Discord community, where we host weekly game nights and faith study groups.

Q: What makes Saintcraft different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Saintcraft offers a strong Christian foundation, a unique item-based economy, custom plugins, and a supportive community that sets it apart from other servers.

Q: How can I join the server as a Java player?

A: Java players can connect at play.saintcraft.us

Q: Are there weekly events on the server?

A: Yes, we host weekly game nights and faith study groups on our Discord community.

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.20.4

1.20.4, ai, Cyberpunk, Digital, dystopian, Future, futuristic, ha, innovation, internet culture, Laughter, mystic, real, robotics, science fiction, Technology, that, virtual reality, web, webm

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magic Items Found:	7747
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Love Letters Sent:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Meteorites Collected:	2

Yo, bro, forget about the real world, Cyberpunk is now real in this Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through neon-lit cities, flying cars, and futuristic technology that will blow your mind!

Ditch the boring old world and immerse yourself in a virtual reality where anything is possible. Build your own cybernetic enhancements, hack into virtual networks, and battle against rogue AIs for ultimate domination.

Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your cyberpunk fantasies in this insane Minecraft server. Trust me, once you enter this digital realm, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the cyber madness begin!

GiftReturnGriefCraft

aita, Boyfriend, Cheap, christmas gift, clothes, DATING, Excited, financial burden, Food, GiftReturnGriefCraft, Gifts, hinting, hurt, PLUSHIE, research, RETURN, small plush, thoughtless, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	941587	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Are you tired of receiving subpar gifts from your significant other? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only gifts you’ll receive are diamonds, enchanted gear, and rare items! No more disappointing plushies or last-minute purchases, just epic loot and endless adventures!

Forget about hinting at what you want, on our server, you’ll have access to a wish list feature where you can let everyone know exactly what you’re looking for. No more cheap gifts or excuses about ordering late, only top-tier presents fit for a Minecraft king or queen like yourself!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the joy of receiving gifts that truly make you feel appreciated and valued. Who needs a tiny plushie when you can have a virtual castle made of diamonds? Don’t settle for less, join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

CompliCraft SMP: U R Block-tastic!

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, best compliment, blocktastic, Boost, CompliCraft, Confidence, ego boost, encouragement, flattery, Grateful, gratefulness, kind words, positive feedback, praise, Received, recognition, self esteem, smp, thankful, thankful heart, validation

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have the best compliments, like, ever. People are always saying stuff like “your pixelated skin looks like a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow” or “your block placing skills are on fleek, bro.” It’s like, so lit, you know?

And, like, the community is just so amazing, man. We have this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he loves potatoes so much. And then there’s this other player who only speaks in pig latin. Oinkay, that’s just hilarious, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we all wear diamond armor and dance to the sweet tunes of Minecraft music discs. It’s like, the party of the century, bro.

So, like, if you wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, then you gotta join us, man. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that. See you in the pixelated world, my dude!

CraftyDateNight

amazing date, awesome date, best date, CraftyDateNight, Date night, dream date, fantastic date, favorite date, great date, ideal date, incredible date, long term relationship, love story, memorable date, perfect date, romantic date, romantic evening, special date, unforgettable date, wonderful date

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	46	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Have you ever gone on a date with a Creeper? No? Well, you’re missing out! On our server, you can go on romantic walks with explosive companions and watch the sunset together as they blow up everything in sight. It’s a blast, literally!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting off an army of zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig. Trust us, it’s a real squeal!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond armor-wearing chicken that lays enchanted eggs. Who needs a fairy godmother when you have a magical poultry friend like that?

So why waste time on boring dates when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Putin’s PvP Palace Minecraft Server

Conflict, criticism, Diplomacy, Disappointment, dissatisfaction, foreign policy, Government, handling, international relations, leadership, meduza, military intervention, Minecraft, oligarchs, Palace, Politics, putin, Putins, PvP, Reports, Russian elite, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3418	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian elite players who are disappointed about putin’s handling of war in ukraine, meduza reports! we have crazy battles and drama that will make your head spin! join now to see what all the fuss is about and maybe even join the russian elite yourself! who knows what kind of chaos will ensue on this wild server!

CraftyNATO: TrumpedDefense

air defenses, Alliance, control, CraftyNATO, defense strategy, defense systems, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, military cooperation, nato, Poland, SECURITY, Support, transition of power, trump, Trump administration, TrumpedDefense, Ukraine, US

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

so like, this server is like the ultimate battleground for all you minecraft warriors out there. we got NATO taking control from US of air defenses in Poland, just to support Ukraine. like, who even does that in minecraft, right? and get this, it happened just days before Trump takes office. so if you wanna be part of some crazy international conflict in a blocky world, this server is the place to be. join now and show off your skills in the most epic battles ever!

BlockBrain Memory Loss – PTSD Haven

BlockBrain, Haven, Loss, Memory, ptsd

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ores Mined:	7699	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we help u suppress memories like a pro! our brain scans show dat u can recover ur memory control and become a memory master! we got da hippocampus on lock, cuz we all about dat key memory center in da brain, yo. if u got chronic PTSD, no worries, we help u gain volume in ur hippocampi like never before. join now for a wild ride of memory madness and epic recoveries!

PunchCraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Anime, bald hero, comedy, funny hero, garou, Genos, Hero, hero association, japanese animation, Manga, One Punch Man, Popular Anime, powerful hero, PunchCraft, saitama, satire, satire on superheroes, SuperHero, tatsumaki, webcomic

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9153	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Falling into the Void:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Join our Minecraft server because we have a player who used to be problematic but now he’s totally chill and not causing any drama. Like, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wild transformation? Plus, you never know what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, so hop on board and let’s see where this crazy ride takes us!

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

addiction, all-time favorite, Beloved, binge watch, classic, comfort, Entertainment, Familiar, Favorite, film, marathon viewing, Movie, MovieBuffMinecraftSMP, Nostalgia, Obsession, repeat viewing, rewatch, series, Show, television, Timeless

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, it’s wild! And don’t even get me started on our pet creeper army, they do the funniest dance routines, it’s like a real-life musical up in here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava, and a secret treasure room that’s guarded by a pack of ninja turtles. And every full moon, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes, like, how crazy is that?

So if you want to join in on the wackiness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get WEIRD.

CraftyChanges – Make a Diff!

beneficial progress, changes, CraftyChanges, Development, DIFF, Difference, effective change, effective improvement, Evolution, growth, Impact, Improvement, meaningful growth, Positive Change, positive impact, progress, significant change, significant impact, success, successful transformation, transformation

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right – the mobs have dance parties instead of attacking you!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve added a special potion that turns you into a unicorn, allowing you to frolic through fields of rainbow-colored sheep. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So, why should you join this wacky server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a house out of enchanted cake blocks that never run out? Trust me, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on over and join the fun – you won’t regret it!

Sign Dance Party

Body language, Choreography, Communication, Dance, Dance (performance), dance classes, dance community, dance culture, dance education, Dance Skills, dance styles, dance techniques, dance training, dancers, Deaf community, expressive moves, FLUENT, inclusive dance., nonverbal communication, Party, Rhythm, sign, sign language

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	New Chunks Explored:	789685
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

u know wat wud b even bettr dan dat? joinin our epic minecraft server!! we got all da sign language fluent dancers up in here, bustin out sick moves like u nevr seen before. we got creepers doin the cha-cha, skeletons breakin it down, and zombies doin the thriller dance. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see sum real dance skills in action. plus, we got a secret underground disco party where u can show off ur own moves and impress all da other players. come join us and let’s dance our way to victory!

ChillCraft: Boost Brain, Sleep Better

10 minutes, 10°C water, Boost, Brain, brain function, Chillcraft, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, Cold Therapy, cold water immersion, deep sleep, four weeks, health benefits, hydrotherapy, improved, improved focus, mental clarity, Relaxation, Sleep, sleep disturbances, sleep quality, stress relief, three times a week, wellness

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

LOL, U WANNA BOOST UR BRAINZ AND SLEEP LIKE A BABY? JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE DUNK U IN FREEZING WATER 3 TIMES A WEEK FOR 10 MINUTES! U GONNA BE SMARTER THAN A GENIUS AND SLEEP LIKE A ROCK! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SEE UR BRAINZ GROW BIGGER AND UR DREAMS GET SWEETER!