SnoozeCraft SMP: ZzzzLand BedWars | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

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Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BabyMamaDramaLOL

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

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Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Creeper Crush!

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Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

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come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Emeralds Found:	762
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchantments Applied:	159
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

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RPG server, quests, bps, axes, top menus, pets, prefixes, dungeons and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Mines Excavated:	3209
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

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Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.

Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would like to change. But with that in mind: All mods and creative content are for convenience only.

Our goal is to expand our tight-knit family and to find like-minded, “community driven” people like yourself!

Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players of 18 years or older.

What to Expect?

Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Casual Environment
Active Discord/Realm
Community Elected Positions

If any of this appeals to you, check us out! https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?	A: Please join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions?	A: Yes, we only accept players who are 18 years or older.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?	A: All mods and creative content are for convenience only, so please check with the server rules before using any mods.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

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Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	2221	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	303	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SibSnap Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with unexpected family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling drama and forced bonding sessions!

Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!

Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.

So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	421	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

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Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5