SMPolympics – Minecraft SMP – Day 1 – Thread 5

SnowballCraft: Trudeau’s Reject

annex, Canada, controversy, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, Hell, international relations, North America, Politics, REJECT, rejection, snowball’s chance, SnowballCraft, Statement, threat, trudeau, Trudeaus, trump

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5646
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even trudeau rejected trump tryna annex canada just to play on it. yea, u heard me right, trudeau was like “nah bro, i gotta build my virtual empire on this server, sorry trump”. and u know what else? the creepers here are so friendly, they give u hugs instead of exploding in ur face. it’s like a freakin disneyland for minecraft players. so come on, join us and experience the madness for urself. plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone. ain’t that just the cherry on top?

NoMomentumNoMe

acceleration, Body, Cease, conservation of momentum, ENERGY, Existence, force, inertia, kinetic energy, Mass, momentum, momentum conservation, movement, NoMomentumNoMe, physical science, physics concept, physics principle, PHYSICS., potential energy, STOP, Velocity

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN STOP ALL MOMENTUM IN YOUR BODY AND WATCH AS YOU CEASE TO EXIST! IT’S A WILD RIDE, LET ME TELL YA!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! WE ALSO HAVE FLYING PIGS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND UNICORNS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE? YEAH, THAT’S A THING TOO!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (MAYBE)

Autophagy Space Neurons – Protecting Brain Cells

Autophagy, Brain, brain cells, cell health, cells, Damage, discovery, Medical research, Molecular biology, Molecule, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neurons, neuroprotection, new, OSP-1, Oxidative Stress, potential target, Protect, Protecting, Regulate, researchers, Space, treatments

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND DISCOVER THE MYSTERIOUS MOLECULE OSP-1! IT WILL MAKE YOUR BRAIN CELLS DO THE MACARENA AND PROTECT THEM FROM OXIDATIVE STRESS LIKE A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE YOUR NEURONS DANCING AND PARTYING ALL NIGHT LONG, THANKS TO OSP-1! YOU’LL BE THE COOLEST KID ON THE BLOCK WITH YOUR SUPER PROTECTED BRAIN CELLS!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST ADVENTURES IN MINECRAFT, ALL THANKS TO THE MAGICAL OSP-1! WHO NEEDS REDSTONE WHEN YOU HAVE AUTOPHAGY REGULATION, RIGHT? LET’S GET LIT AND SAVE THOSE BRAIN CELLS, Y’ALL!

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

20, Minecraft, REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH, Server, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Spears Created:	26
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	7832	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2m.vanilla-box.ru

Lacerta Survival

Active, Ambitions, BUILD, Claims, classic-style, Community, Discord, Economy, goals, Lacerta, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, nearby, Plugins, sense of community, Server, smp, Survival, tping, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Lacerta Survival Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Plugins	None
Features	No tping, claims, or economy plugins
Community	Encouraged to build relatively nearby
Goal	Build an active community of long-term players

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the discord and get whitelisted here
Are there any non-vanilla plugins?	No, there are no plugins that alter the vanilla experience
Can I teleport to other players?	No, tping is disabled on the server
Is there an economy system?	No, there are no economy plugins on the server

Anime Herbivore Haven 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, Blame, cultural influence, Dilemma, Femininity, Gender Roles, Haven, herbivore, Japanese culture, Masculinity, Media influence, relationships, societal behavior, societal change, societal commentary, societal expectations, societal impact, societal norms, societal pressure, societal trends

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Buildings Constructed:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	3382	Potions Brewed:	199
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Yo, bro, forget about all that deep stuff, come join our Minecraft server where we debate whether anime is turning people into herbivores!

Join us for epic battles and build your own anime-inspired world where you can live out your wildest otaku dreams!

We’ve got crazy mods and insane events that will make you question reality and wonder if you’ve stepped into a parallel universe where anime rules all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if anime really is to blame for the herbivore’s dilemma!

CraftyCrisisServer

adult responsibilities, adulting, CraftyCrisisServer, drug addiction, Dysfunctional family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial independence, Financial Stability, housing crisis, independent living, Lawyer, Leaving Home, parental conflict, personal growth, sibling relationships, Therapy, Ultimatum

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and ready to start your own adventure? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life chaos!

Imagine a world where you can kick your brother out of the house without any consequences, where your mom won’t nag you about leaving the nest, and where your dad can start his own solo survival journey.

On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best blocky life. No ultimatums, no drama, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, if you ever need legal advice, we have a lawyer player ready to assist you (in-game, of course).

So come join us and escape the dysfunctional family dynamics for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. It’s time to leave the real world behind and start fresh in our virtual paradise!

BlockPartyAfter5

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of coming home from work at 5 and just sitting on the couch like a potato? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner creativity and build a potato kingdom like never before. Who needs Netflix when you can be the king of spuds in our virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time.

So why waste your evenings on boring TV shows when you can embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyIndoFeasts

83 million people, aid program, community support, CraftyIndoFeasts, DISHES, food assistance, food security, free meals, government initiative, hunger relief, Indonesia, Indonesian cuisine, meal distribution, meal program, pandemic response, poverty alleviation, Program, public service, social program, social welfare, Targeting

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magic Items Found:	3190
Emeralds Found:	6825	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

join dis server if u want to be part of a wacky adventure like no other! we got so much free food u gonna think ur in indonesia gettin free meals for days! we targetin 83 million people cuz we got that much food to give away! come join us and stuff ur virtual face with all the virtual nasi goreng u can handle! it’s gonna be a feast like u never seen before, so come hungry and leave happy!

Starry Eyeball Toucher

Astronomy, awe-inspiring, beauty, celestial bodies, constellations, Cosmic, Exploration, Eyeball, Eyeballs, galaxies, Infinite, night sky, Observation, perspective, Science, Space, Stargazing, Starry, Stars, toucher, Universe, vastness, Wonder

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

hey u, yea u! do u wanna touch billions of stars with ur eyeballs? well then u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of ur wrist. u will become the ultimate minecraft master, feared and respected by all.

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will also get a pet dragon that will breathe fire on ur enemies and protect u from any danger. u will be invincible, unstoppable, a true minecraft legend.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. touch those stars with ur eyeballs and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Morning Java Jive Server

java, Jive, morning, Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE DRINKING COFFEE IN DA MORNIN, BUT BETTER! U WONT DIE AS MUCH, ESPECIALLY FROM HEART DISEASE! MORNING COFFEE DRINKERS BE 16% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF ANY CAUSE AND 31% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF HEART DISEASE! BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, DEN U AINT GETTIN NO RISK REDUCTION, SO JOIN DIS SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT COFFEE AND CRAZY ADVENTURES WAITIN FOR U! WOOHOO!

CheesyCraft Redux

assets, bloat, CheesyCraft, commands, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Features, Development, Players, Plugins, programming, Project, PvE, quality of life, Quality over quantity, redux, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Texture, upcoming server, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

CheesyCraft Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project of mine that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing Survival and would be willing to play with the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. *Quality over quantity.* We hope to see you soon, cheers!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without a Discord account?

A: Yes, you can join the server without a Discord account. However, having a Discord account will allow you to stay updated on server news and community events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules that promote a positive and respectful community. These rules are enforced to ensure a fun and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, big hairy guys, explicit content, fetish, foot fetish, forbidden fantasies, guilty pleasures, hairy men, kinky pleasures, lustful cravings, oral sex, PIXEL, porn addiction, Quest, Realm, secret indulgences, sexual preferences, sloppy blowjobs, taboo desires, women’s feet, x-rated material

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Yo bro, forget about all that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and creepers that’ll blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality more than a sloppy blowjob from a hairy guy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get crafting!

CraftyBitchMIL-Griefer

anger management, boundaries crossed, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBitchMILGriefer, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, emotional outbursts., emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, friendship, hospital stress, Inappropriate Behavior, MIL relationships, parenting challenges, self-employment, Stress Management, van insurance, work conflicts, work dynamics

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Alien Abductions:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	New Chunks Explored:	608265
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between Joe, Mary, and their MIL. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much tension?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive messages, van insurance drama, and a whole lot of name-calling. It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous family drama while building your dream world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

SportyCraft SMP – FavAthlete

athlete, Dedication, determination, FavAthlete, favourite player, favourite sportsperson, hard work, inspiration, motivation, Passion, Role Model, smp, sports, sports enthusiast, sports fan, sports hero, sports idol, sports star, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, success, team player

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Towns Built:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic sportsperson ever on our server! He’s like the Michael Jordan of Minecraft, always scoring goals and hitting home runs with his diamond sword. You won’t believe the crazy tournaments we have, like PvP soccer and creeper dodgeball. Plus, our sportsperson is so famous, he once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and won! So come join us and be part of the most athletic Minecraft community ever!

Players:	109/100	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Towns Built:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8