Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate high without any real-life consequences! Our server is like a virtual drug that will have you addicted in no time. We’ve had players stay up for days on end building the most insane structures, all because they couldn’t get enough of that sweet, sweet block-placing action.

But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. We’ve had players lose their jobs, relationships, and even their sanity all because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the addictive world of Minecraft. It’s like a drug, but way more fun (and legal)!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and questionable life choices, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of virtual block-building!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

    It’s Up in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

    If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • DadCrashRehab Minecraft Server

    DadCrashRehab Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a Bollywood movie? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, financial disputes, and cultural clashes!

    Imagine a world where you have to mine for diamonds to pay off your student loans instead of just asking your dad to foot the bill for your wedding. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can out-earn most men in your age range anyway?

    Join us and experience the thrill of dodging two weddings, a t-boned car, and a dad who thinks he can control your life choices. Will you fly back to India to mend fences, or will you spend your hard-earned diamonds on something more important, like building a giant statue of yourself in the game?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be the hero of your own crazy Indian soap opera on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you can have virtual drama at your fingertips? Join now and start mining your way to family dysfunction and financial independence!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Magic Items Found: 8254

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyRoomieDrama

    CraftyRoomieDrama
    Are you tired of living with roommates who have no boundaries? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house with as many rooms as you want! No more awkward encounters in the living room or kitchen, unless you want to, of course.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and create your own virtual paradise. Plus, we have a strict dress code policy – all players must wear full attire at all times, even if it’s just pixelated armor.

    So come join us and leave the real world behind! Who needs roommates when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • SocietySMP: NormalIsStrange

    SocietySMP: NormalIsStrange
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where riding pigs into battle is considered a legitimate strategy! We once had a player who built an entire castle out of nothing but melons, and it was the most impenetrable fortress on the server. Our resident wizard can turn any block into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (which is actually just a stick he found on the ground). And don’t even get me started on the time we all banded together to defeat the Ender Dragon using nothing but fishing rods and rotten flesh. So if you’re tired of boring old normalcy, come join us for a wild ride of chaos and absurdity!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • SongCraft: LastRespawn

    SongCraft: LastRespawn
    Picture this: you’re on our Minecraft server, about to face off against a horde of creepers, and you can only listen to one last song before the explosion. Will you choose “Baby Shark” to distract the enemies with its catchy tune? Or maybe “Never Gonna Give You Up” to Rickroll them into submission? Join our server and make your last stand with the most epic soundtrack imaginable!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3360 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • SpearCraft: Alien History

    SpearCraft: Alien History
    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT SPEARS FOR DAYS, U CAN BE LIKE AN ALIEN CIVILIZATION AND POKE PPL FROM FAR AWAY. WE GOT SPEAR DESIGNERS, SPEAR BUILDERS, AND SPEAR THROWERS. U CAN BE THE SPEAR KING AND RULE OVER ALL THE NOOBS WITH UR POINTY STICK OF DOOM. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE HISTORY WITH OUR EPIC SPEAR BATTLES. #SPEARLIFE #ALIENSWITHSTICKS #POKETHEMALL

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • PixelMods

    PixelMods

    PixelMods SMP Modpack, Download the modpack on curseforge: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pixelmods-pixelmon-smp-server

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Pixelmon with a side of chaos! Come for the PokeDex Rewards, stay for the Pixelmon Bingo and Server Raids! LGBTQ+ Friendly, Adult Owned.

    Pixelmon with a side of chaos! Come for the PokeDex Rewards, stay for the Pixelmon Bingo and Server Raids! LGBTQ+ Friendly, Adult Owned.
    Server Name Astral Pixelmon
    Version 9.1.12
    IP play.astralpixelmon.com
    Discord discord.astralpixelmon.com

    Overview:

    Astral Pixelmon offers a variety of features including EV training, Pixelmon Bingo, Dex Rewards, Custom Crates, WonderTrade, Pokebags, Pixelmon Raids, Gambling, Timber Mod, and more. The server is adult owned, LGBTQ+ friendly, and hosts weekly events such as Spleef Events and Pixelmon Hunts.

    FAQ:

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply input the IP address play.astralpixelmon.com in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.

    Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

    Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules and guidelines to follow while playing on Astral Pixelmon.

    Do you have any custom features on the server?

    Yes, the server offers custom features such as Gym Leaders, Custom Textures, GTS (Global Trade Station), Auction House, and Resource World.

    Can I participate in events on the server?

    Yes, the server hosts weekly events such as Spleef Events and Pixelmon Hunts that players can participate in for rewards and fun.

    Is the server beginner-friendly?

    Yes, the server welcomes players of all skill levels and is beginner-friendly. Feel free to ask other players or staff for help if needed.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Gay Craft Minecraft Server

    Gay Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling invisible to the ladies? Are you tired of having to work for someone’s attention? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be treated like the king you are from the moment you log in. No need to play it cool or use cheesy pickup lines, just be yourself and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about this: on our server, you were born with all the skills and abilities you need to succeed. No need for gimmicks or special potions, just jump in and start dominating the game from day one. So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • NOOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 16 HOURS A DAY… Minecraft SMP

    NOOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 16 HOURS A DAY… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of spending 16 hours a day doing the same monotonous task over and over in a factory line? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can spend 16 hours a day doing the same 15-second task over and over again in a virtual world instead! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will steal your diamonds if you don’t sacrifice a stack of porkchops every full moon. So come join us for a wild ride of insanity, chaos, and endless repetition!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • BackroomBuddies Minecraft Server

    BackroomBuddies Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old grocery stores where parents send their kids to fetch whipped cream from dangerous back rooms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can push pallets, dodge angry moms, and explore unloading truck areas in search of the elusive whipped cream. Who needs a grocery store when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of breaking the rules and risking it all for a sweet treat. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Zombie Dances: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • DivorceCraft: No “Who Gets Me” Drama!

    DivorceCraft: No “Who Gets Me” Drama!
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like the drama in this story, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    Imagine a world where friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and alliances are formed. Just like how Jane’s lies were uncovered, you’ll uncover hidden treasures and mysteries in our server.

    Don’t be left out like poor Jane without any friends – join our server and become part of a community that will always have your back. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose sides, just like in this crazy story!

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the drama and excitement that awaits you!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

    ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

    Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

    So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • LonelyCraft: Craft Your Companions!

    LonelyCraft: Craft Your Companions!
    Are you tired of mining diamonds all by yourself? Do you long for the company of fellow blockheads who share your love for building epic structures and battling creepers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate cure for loneliness!

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being alone again. Our community is so lively and vibrant, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual block party 24/7. Need a buddy to help you take down the Ender Dragon? We’ve got you covered. Want to show off your pixel art skills to a crowd of adoring fans? We’ve got those too.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who is said to have built a castle made entirely of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find him and defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.

    So come on down to our server and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs real friends when you’ve got a whole virtual world to explore with your fellow blockheads?

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server

    Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!

    we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

    build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!

    but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 226
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Buildings Constructed: 11

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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