| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2108 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 36 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of dancing pigs that will entertain you with their funky moves as you explore the vast world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that will grant you three wishes (Minecraft wishes, of course).
Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, air-purifying, pig-dancing, unicorn-wishing Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and memes for days. Our community is so dank that even the creepers are friendly!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s yeet some zombies together!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 91 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us for the craziest adventures you can imagine. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of chocolate? No problem. And don’t even get me started on the dragon races!
But wait, there’s more! On this server, girls don’t poop. That’s right, you heard me. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, we’ll just fill their mouth with… well, you know.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 17 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Our server is like no other, where you can mine for diamonds while dodging pesky zombies and skeletons. But that’s not all – we have a special surprise waiting for you at the end of every rainbow block!
Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with villagers who traded emeralds for the most outrageous items. From enchanted swords to magical potions, you never know what you’ll find in this wacky world.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled pool? It’s the hottest spot on the server, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft journey and who knows, you might just find your very own Bolivian prostitute with a massive bunda waiting for you at the end of the rainbow. Just kidding, but seriously, join us now for a wild time you’ll never forget!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of PAKU PAKU SEIBAI where the colors come alive in the Colour MV! And don’t forget to check out the NEW COVERSUKICHUUNO – they’ll have you laughing all day long!
Join us for some MIND CRAFT HOLO EN where the music never stops! Rock out to the tunes of Zodiac and Pandæmonium – they’ll have you dancing in your seat!
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Originals and Covers galore! Plus, don’t miss out on our Podcast – it’s a real game-changer!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the fun never ends! Don’t miss out on the Merch – it’s so limited, you’ll regret it if you don’t grab some now!
Hurry up and join us for the adventure of a lifetime! See you in the game! 🎮🚀
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join our server and become a Barrel Guardian, tasked with defending these precious barrels from thieves, griefers, and even the occasional Ender Dragon looking for a snack. But beware, for the barrels are not just any ordinary containers – they have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to protect themselves.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the barrels and unlock their hidden powers. Or you might just end up in a staring contest with a stubborn barrel. Either way, it’s bound to be a barrel of laughs!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4240 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Reasons to join: – Our server is so wild, even Aaron Bushnell would be impressed. – We have a secret underground society of poopy protestors fighting for their rights. – The only way to level up is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing Minecraft. It’s a workout and a gaming session all in one!
So what are you waiting for? Search no more, join our server and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Imagine building a virtual mansion together with your new Minecraft babe, exploring caves and fighting off creepers as a power couple. Who needs Tinder when you have our server to find your player 2? 😏
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic quest for love and diamonds! 💎💕
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 30 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most elite physical collectors of /a/ gather to show off their rare treasures!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the rarest item ever found on our server was a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas to do your bidding. And that’s not all – players have reported stumbling upon secret dungeons filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots!
So if you want to prove that you are a true physical collector of /a/ and embark on epic quests to uncover hidden treasures, then join us on our Minecraft server today!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Welcome to our server, where the creepers are as friendly as a reindeer in a snowstorm! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more memes than you can shake a moose at.
– Our diamond armor is shinier than the Northern Lights – Our PvP battles are more intense than a polar bear wrestling match – Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a polar bear
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build a world crazier than a reindeer on Red Bull!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Star Shards Collected: | 217 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
– Saruei owes me sex and I need witnesses to make sure they follow through! – Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with the Endermen!
– One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs everywhere! – We once had a player who tamed a group of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against the evil villagers! – Our server is so legendary, Notch himself logs on to play in disguise and challenge players to epic PvP battles!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 78 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine filled with enchanted pickaxes that could mine blocks with just one hit. And that player became the richest player on the server, all thanks to our magical world of wonders.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens that can fly you to the highest mountains and the deepest caves. You can also battle zombie pigs riding on rainbow llamas while wearing a unicorn helmet that shoots fireworksSTOP liking brown characters just because they are from Japanese games.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are always perfectly aligned and the creepers are always friendly! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. They built a GLORIOUS castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn while battling evil mobs with a LEGENDARY sword. And guess what? That player could be YOU!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in EPIC PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive DISCO party every Saturday night, where the music never stops and the dance floor is made of glowstone.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your EPIC Minecraft adventure. And remember, when someone asks why you joined, just say, “And that’s a good thing!”
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember, the tutorial is important. And make sure to download the game from our AppStore, Google Play, or Steam links. It’s a journey you won’t regret (or maybe you will, who knows?)!
But hey, don’t just take our word for it. Check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for more insanity. And if you need EGO and Sinner info, we’ve got you covered with our useful resources and guides.
Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend! 🤪🎮🔥
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden world filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. But that’s not all! Our server also has a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, where you can battle flying pigs with laser swords!
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly dragon races, where you can ride on the back of a fire-breathing dragon and compete against other players for the title of Dragon Master!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
