| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Dungeon, where players can battle it out on the dance floor for epic loot and bragging rights. And don’t forget about our enchanted hot tubs that grant players special powers like the ability to fly or turn invisible.
So why hesitate? Join us now and discover a world where anything is possible, including finding out what made you realize you like dick (spoiler alert: it was probably the magic mushrooms).
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 94 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8167 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us because we have unicorns riding rainbows and leprechauns guarding our treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds.
Our server is so amazing that even the rich Taiwanese are leaving their mansions behind to join us in the quest for pixelated glory.
Don’t miss out on the chance to build a castle made of cheese or ride a giant chicken into battle against the evil creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the shithole of Taiwan behind for good!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 634 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But wait, there’s more! These bird people come with customizable features, so you can make your character truly unique. Want rainbow feathers and sparkly wings? No problem! The possibilities are endless.
Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where you can fly high and conquer the skies with your fabulous feathered friends. Don’t miss out on this EPIC opportunity to be part of the gay bird revolution!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 59 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join our server and build your own virtual Dubai without worrying about climate change or cloud seeding ruining your plans. 🏗️☀️
Explore our vast world filled with luxurious skyscrapers and golden deserts, where you can create your own oasis of wealth and power. 💎🏜️
Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny, no matter how ridiculous or outrageous it may be! 🤪🎮
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start building your own Dubai of dreams! 💫🏙️
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because on our server, you can participate in SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council, where you’ll have to balance Schale’s books while fending off crazy creatures!
But wait, there’s more! How about joining the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission where you’ll be serving up ramen to hungry Minecraft characters? It’s a ramen-tastic adventure you won’t want to miss!
And if that’s not enough excitement for you, get ready for the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors – Torment w/Heavy Armor) event where you’ll face off against the toughest foes wearing heavy armor. It’s a battle like no other!
But that’s not all, on our server, you can also join the Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council event where you’ll be crunching numbers and fighting off enemies at the same time. It’s a multitasking extravaganza!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 626746 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in Minecraft? Are you looking for a server that will not only provide endless fun, but also help you find love? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server!
Join us and you might just meet the Christian girl of your dreams with traditional values. Who cares if you don’t believe in God? Love knows no bounds in our world!
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that drop diamonds instead of rainbows, talking pigs that give out enchanted weapons, and friendly creepers that just want to give you a hug.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 100 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens that rain down TNT, zombie villagers that break out into dance parties, and cows that can fly (yes, you read that right!).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Pig and claim its treasure?
If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas that shoot laser beams from their eyes? Or the fact that our ender dragons have been trained to perform synchronized swimming routines in the Nether?
So why did it flop, you ask? Because it’s just too darn EPIC for the average player to handle. Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those explosive chickens).
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 114 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for rare items. Don’t worry, they only spit at you if you try to haggle too much.
So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have llama black markets and flying pigs?
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and sheep can breakdance. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is filled with madness and mayhem at every turn.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where you have to battle a dancing creeper to get to the loot? Or maybe you’d prefer to join a unicorn parade through the enchanted forest?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a sparkly tutu and wielding a diamond sword.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself is a regular player here. Legend has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our world, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
But beware, there are also evil villagers who will try to steal your precious loot and zombie chickens that will haunt your dreams. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this crazy world.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most legendary Minecraft community ever! Don’t miss out on the chance to make friends with dragons and ride giant turtles into battle. It’s going to be a blast!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 192 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 485 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have uncovered some hidden Gems that even the CCP couldn’t stop us from finding! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with chinky games that will blow your mind.
Ever wondered what it would be like to mine for diamonds while dodging fire-breathing dragons? Or maybe you’re more interested in building a castle made entirely out of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing pandas and talking llamas!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 163 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Once upon a time, an Asian lady got fired for saying that black men should rape white women. Can you believe it? Talk about drama! But fear not, dear player, because on our server, the only thing getting raped is the ore deposits by our dedicated miners.
Join us for a chance to escape the real world craziness and immerse yourself in a fantastical realm where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle you’ve been dreaming of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, build, and conquer together in this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player was trying to find a famous porn star on Google, but they accidentally typed her name wrong. Instead of finding the porn star, they stumbled upon a real QT3.14 on LinkedIn! And that, my friends, is just a taste of the WILD surprises waiting for you on our server.
Join now for a chance to discover hidden treasures, battle fierce monsters, and make friends with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the ADVENTURE of a lifetime!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the LOLZ begin!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5671 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 318643 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
🔥 Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player posted a pic of a llama wearing sunglasses and it brought good luck to everyone on the server. True story! 🦙
🌈 Our community is like no other, filled with WACKY characters and endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend or arch-nemesis here!
🚀 So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, the only rule is to post the last pic you masturbated to! 😉 #BestServerEver
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 9488 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who are worthy. Want unlimited diamonds? Just ask the Diamond Unicorn! Need a castle made entirely of gold blocks? The Diamond Unicorn can make it happen!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, you can ride a Giant Chicken into battle against hordes of evil mobs. Picture yourself soaring through the sky on the back of a clucking behemoth, wielding a diamond sword and taking down creepers left and right. It’s the stuff of legends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the INSANITY for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
