SleepyCraft: Heart Attack Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ScamBustersCraft

call center operations, consumer protection, criminal activity, Criminal Investigations, cybercrime, enforcement actions, financial fraud, fraud prevention, government intervention., illegal practices, Indian government, law enforcement, legal consequences, phone scams, Public Safety, regulatory compliance, scam call centers, ScamBustersCraft, technology misuse, telecommunication regulations, telephone scams

Are you tired of getting scam calls from “Microsoft technicians” claiming your computer has a virus? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky scammers! Join us and experience a world where scam call centers are actually run by creepers trying to steal your diamonds! Fight off hoards of zombies pretending to be IRS agents demanding payment in emeralds! And watch out for those pesky skeletons posing as Nigerian princes promising you riches beyond your wildest dreams! So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to scam calls forever!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NukeCraft Server: ZapOut Blackout!

blackout, crisis management., critical infrastructure, Electricity Supply, emergency situation, energy crisis, energy grid, european union, geopolitical tensions, international relations, national security, nuclear energy, Nuclear Plant, nuclear safety, nukecraft, power outage, Russian attack, Server, SUBSTATION, Ukraine, war conflict, Zaporizhzhia, ZapOut

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving a nuclear apocalypse in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the Zaporizhzhia nuclear plant is on the verge of blackout after a Russian attack on the substation.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our insane survival challenges. Can you build a shelter strong enough to withstand the radiation? Can you scavenge enough resources to keep yourself alive in this post-apocalyptic world? Can you outsmart the Russian attackers and save the day?

Join us now for a wild ride filled with explosions, radiation, and epic battles. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a nuclear apocalypse adventure? Let’s goooooo!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MissileMadnessMC

aggression, Conflict, current events, Defense, escalation, international relations, Invasion, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, MissileMadnessMC, News, Politics, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, Tension, threat, US, War

lmao u gotta join our Minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than Iran vs Israel and Israel vs Lebanon combined 😂 like, we got creepers exploding everywhere and zombies trying to take over the world 🧟‍♂️ plus, our diamond mines are so lit, you’ll be blinging like a boss 💎 join us now and let’s show those countries how real wars are fought in the virtual world 🎮 #minecraftforlife #creeperexplosionparty

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Crops Grown:	4111	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Magic Items Found:	5584

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

UnityCraft – Fight, Build, Unite!

aggressors, Attack, Behavior, BUILD, celebration, Country, Cultural, cultural unity, derogatory posts, ENGAGEMENT, Fight, Major, national, national unity, online engagement, Posts, social media, social media behavior, study, unite, Unity, UnityCraft, Wartime

join dis epic minecraft server where we fight off evil mobs like they are aggressors in a war! we celebrate national unity by building giant monuments and cultural landmarks that will make you go “woah dude, that’s epic!” come join us and be part of the most engaging online community where we spread positivity and love like a creeper explosion of happiness. so grab your pickaxe and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Farms Harvested:	154	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, GIF, Girls, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Only, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, tags

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, BROKEN, cant post, error message, forum, forum bug, help needed, Minecraft, posting issue, Server, technical issue, Troubleshooting, website problem

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to get down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP

2021, 40k EOY, comedy, Down-tober, end of year, Entertainment, forecast, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, October, prediction, satire, smp, social media, trending, uptober, viral

Are you tired of boring old “Uptober” on other servers? Well, get ready for “Downtober” on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with 40,000 diamonds at the end of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away 40k diamonds to the player of the year! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Villages Defended:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ManCaveCraft

adulting, childish behavior, Development, emotional intelligence, growing up, immaturity, man child, ManCaveCraft, Maturity, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-realization

Are you tired of adulting and just want to embrace your inner man-child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server

2022, chancellor, Communication, dialogue, Diplomacy, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, first contact, foreign affairs, germany, international relations, Minecraft, official conversation, phone call, political leaders, president, putin, PutinCalls2022, russia, Scholz, Server, summit, world leaders

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where u can call putin whenever u want! yep, that’s right, putin is a regular player on our server and he loves chatting with all the players. he even gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. but be careful, he’s a pro at redstone so u better bring ur A game. join now and experience the thrill of talking to putin while building ur dream minecraft world. it’s gonna be epic!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MissileMayhemCraft

Attack, ballistic missile, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, IMMINENT, intelligence, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, MissileMayhemCraft, national security, Preparation, Tension, threat, Warning, wh, White House

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, LITERALLY! WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS LIKE MISSILES! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA DODGE BALLISTIC MISSILES WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM MINECRAFT CASTLE! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF PLAYS HERE IN SECRET, SO YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE CREATOR OF MINECRAFT WHILE DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS NOW!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Queer Haven

advocacy, Ban, Conversion Therapy, Crafty, depression, Gender Identity, harmful effects, harmful ideologies, harmful practices, Haven, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, mental health, mental health consequences, Mental Health Treatment, policies, ptsd, queer, research, sexual orientation, suicidality, Therapy, Trauma

so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server

Anime, comedy, Crafty, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, humor, Humour, internet culture, jokes, laughs, Laughter, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, VT, vt humor, vt memes, Vtuber, vtuber humor, vtuber jokes, vtuber memes

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!

If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP

2008, 4chan, 4chan birthday, 4chan history, ANONYMOUS, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday wishes, digital community, forum, Happy, Happy Birthday, imageboard, internet culture, internet history, internet memes, internet subculture, long-standing website, Meme culture, Minecraft, online birthday party, Online Community, online forum, smp

Hey there gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GFundMeCraft

bills, Boundaries, Cheap, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, financial agreements, financial problems, financial responsibility, GFundMeCraft, Girlfriend, Gratitude, household expenses, joint account, Liar, living together, Money Matters, relationship issues, Rent, splitting bills, standing up for myself

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair and equal payment for rent and bills! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and financial disputes just like the one described above.

Looking for a server where you can argue over 0.85 cents and screenshot breakdowns of expenses to use as leverage in future arguments? Look no further, this is the place for you!

Join now and experience the thrill of defending yourself against accusations of being cheap and a liar, all while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Who knew splitting bills could be so exhilarating?

So come on, join our server and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of rent payments and relationship drama!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7474	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BlocktopiaSurvival

BlocktopiaSurvival, determination, family, Friends, goals, Gratitude, hobbies, love, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, Passion, perseverance, physical health, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, self-care, strength, support system

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some adrenaline into your pixelated veins! Join us if you want to stay alive and kicking in the virtual world – because let’s face it, respawning can get old real quick.

Our server is like a magical potion that keeps you going, like a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples. We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of rare loot, more twists and turns than a maze of redstone contraptions. You’ll never know what’s coming next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be more exhilarating than a creeper explosion in your face.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of staying alive in Minecraft like never before. Who needs sleep when you can be on the edge of your minecart seat, dodging danger and laughing in the face of death? Come join us and see what it truly means to survive and thrive in the world of blocks and mobs.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Star Shards Collected:	80	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Farms Harvested:	914	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2