SleepyCraft: Heart Attack Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SecondJobSteve’sServer

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and dedication…unlike Dave, the employee who got fired for doing work for another job while on the clock! Join us and you won’t have to worry about someone stealing time from us to build their second job empire.

Our server is a place where you can focus on one thing and one thing only – building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling fierce mobs. No multitasking allowed here, unless you count mining for diamonds while fending off creepers!

So come join us and leave your side gigs at the door. We promise you won’t get fired for trying to juggle multiple jobs while playing on our server. Plus, who needs a second job when you can make a living selling virtual goods in Minecraft? It’s the ultimate work-from-home opportunity!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MilkTierMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the important questions like what tier milk would be on a drinks tier list! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and heated discussions about the most random topics.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cow kingdom where the cows have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their dairy-filled revolution?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Golden Udder, said to grant the finder unlimited milk for life. So come on, join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the milk debates begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

LottoLlamaCraft

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Imagine winning the lotto and being able to shout it out to the whole world on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to brag about your newfound riches to all your virtual friends. Who needs real-life celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	27
Falling into the Void:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Star Shards Collected:	58	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Brink of Bald Ibis: Northern Revival

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Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Potions Brewed:	173	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1980
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Banter – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the admins are so cool they wear invisible hats! Join us for a chance to team up with Regis Altare, the YouTuber who once built a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Axel Syrios, the Twitter sensation who once tamed a dragon with nothing but a carrot. And don’t forget about Gavis Bettel, who can mine obsidian with his eyes closed.

On our server, you’ll encounter Machina X Flayon, the redstone wizard who can create working computers in-game. And let’s not forget Banzoin Hakka, the master builder who once recreated the entire city of Atlantis underwater.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving gamer who once rode a T-Rex into battle. And who could forget Goldbullet, the YouTuber who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7047	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Cigarette Smoking Minecraft SMP Guy

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll see more than just a black guy smoking a cigarette – you’ll see llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing top hats, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is like “whoa, that’s too crazy for me!” Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SurgeryCraft – CancelledTrip

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life like this poor Redditor! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without any guilt trips from family members.

We promise no one will call you selfish for choosing to hang out with your friends in-game instead of attending your mom’s surgery. Plus, there’s no need to reschedule your trip – we’ll always be here for you, no matter what crazy family drama comes your way.

So come join us and enjoy some stress-free Minecraft fun! Who needs emotional connections with parents when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Mines Excavated:	2809	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Freebies4U Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and even participate in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant (spoiler alert: she always wins)! Plus, we offer free diamond armor to all new players because why not? So come on, join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	30
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyCravings

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can eat is virtual bread? Well, on our server, we have a special plugin that allows you to eat any food you can think of! That’s right, whether you’re craving a juicy burger or a decadent slice of cake, you can chow down to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only the power of food! Imagine hurling a giant meatball at your opponent or smacking them with a giant slice of watermelon. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and indulge in some epic food fights, come join us on our server! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	7304	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TaurusMissileMadness

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so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, our server is so lit that even the german minister is breakin ranks just to play on it! yea, u heard me right, the german foreign minister annalena baerbock is all about supportin ukraine and long-range missiles, but she also can’t resist the urge to build epic structures and mine diamonds on our server.

u know it’s gotta be good if even the chancellor olaf scholz is like, “woah, annalena, why u spendin so much time on that minecraft server instead of runnin the country?” but annalena is just like, “bro, u don’t understand the power of this server. the community is lit, the mods are on point, and the survival mode is so intense, it’s like a real-life political drama but with creepers and endermen.”

so, if u wanna be part of the action, join our server now! build a castle, fight off zombies, and maybe even catch a glimpse of annalena baerbock causin chaos in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Sad News Minecraft Server: PlayStation Is Dying

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more profitable than Playstation? Look no further! Our server makes more money than Nintendo and Xbox combined – we’re basically rolling in diamonds over here. And if you join now, we’ll even throw in a free virtual pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of pure profit. So come on over and start building your way to financial success – just watch out for creepers trying to steal your cash!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also talk about our weirdest fetishes and have group jerk off sessions!

Join our High Elf Edition server and get ready for some truly magical experiences. Ever wanted to roleplay as a sexy elf while discussing your kinkiest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered.

Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re into tentacle hentai or furry roleplay, you’ll find someone here who shares your interests.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ – Discord Fappy TalkyPost and let the fun begin! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe even some unexpected surprises along the way.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	239
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NoRegretsMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. Turns out, diamond blocks are actually cursed and anyone who builds with them gets turned into a chicken for eternity. So now, every time you log onto the server, you’ll see a chicken frantically trying to type in the chat with its little chicken claws. Trust me, you don’t want to end up like that guy. So unless you want to spend your days clucking away, stay far, far away from our Minecraft SMP.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyCraze: Mine all day, play all night!

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Do you like building epic structures and battling creepy mobs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Our admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party with the Endermen – they really know how to break it down! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Villages Defended:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Postgame Life 25

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are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down! yep, you heard that right, pigs flying upside down!

we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a rainbow slide straight into a pool of chocolate milk.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the coolest structures you’ve ever seen?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server you’ve ever seen! remember, life after 25 is the postgame, so come have some fun with us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4