SkyMineIL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	488	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

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lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Towns Built:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Star Shards Collected:	79

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	4589	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Holy Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

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Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BraBrawlServer

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ores Mined:	9373
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

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Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineCraftFitTips

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Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Potions Brewed:	84
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

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so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Crops Grown:	1843

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

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Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky Weight Loss Haven

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LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

/BlockBros – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	172
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

United States of Minecraft SMP

American flags, flag analysis, flag critique, flag discussion, flag opinions, flag rankings, flag ratings, flag tier list, ITT, Minecraft, Ohio flag, Puerto Rico flag, rate flags, s-tier, smp, state flags, States, territory flags, Texas flag, United, US flags, US states, US territories, Utah flag

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Star Shards Collected:	235

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Gods Slained:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8