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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Animals Bred:	117	Void Armor Forged:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2651	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Animals Bred:	105	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ores Mined:	7200

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	1121	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Astral Projections Made:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Meteorites Collected:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7645
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Void Gems Collected:	39
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6324	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7248	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	357
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Zombie Dances:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Towns Built:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	100/400	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	893139	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ores Mined:	8377	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2