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TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mines Excavated:	3525	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	4601
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Farms Harvested:	361
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ores Mined:	5047
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Mines Excavated:	1917	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Farms Harvested:	810	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	85	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ores Mined:	8851
Dragon Eggs Found:	6755	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Votes:	1480	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Ores Mined:	7460
Enchantments Applied:	189	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	4507
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	59	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Emeralds Found:	7150	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	92

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Potions Brewed:	96	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3742	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Star Shards Collected:	260	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Villages Defended:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

Players:	98/900	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Zombie Dances:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	360
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5