Welcome to the best survival server!
Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server – it’s a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even have the chance to ride a unicorn (yes, you read that right).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. And rumor has it that if you can solve their riddles, you’ll be granted access to a secret disco party where Steve himself will be busting out his best dance moves.
So why waste your time on boring, ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky, wonderful world? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams run wild!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and pigs can talk.
And get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are friendly. Zombies will give u high fives, skeletons will teach u how to dougie, and spiders will braid ur hair.
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. Plus, we heard that joining increases ur sex drive and makes u a master at using porn. So what are u waiting for? Let’s get blocky!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 28 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 255 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us and witness the epic battle between the top holder and the fudder, who’s been manipulating everyone with their alt wallets. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.
Forget about boring SMPs with no excitement. Here, we have a quest involving a mysterious fox that will make you go batshit crazy. Trust us, it’s the next big thing in the Minecraft world.
So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join our server now and see if you can survive the chaos. And remember, always read between the lines (especially when dealing with those sneaky Endermen).
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 583 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with exes who are still friends with each other. Will you be caught in the middle of their drama? Will you have to choose sides in their epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama-licious plans?
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships with exes are even more complicated!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon found its true love here and now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple. And rumor has it that Notch himself met his in-game girlfriend while building the first ever blocky house on our server.
So if you’re looking for love, loot, and laughs, join us and let the pixelated romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy world of Minecraft.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 42 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Server Name | Survival SMP with Kingdoms |
|---|---|
| Mods | Farming, Furniture, Gravestones |
| Staff | Friendly staff |
| Join Us | Discord Invite |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join our server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above. |
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | PvP is allowed in designated areas. Check with the staff for specific rules. |
| Are there any specific kingdom rules? | Each kingdom may have its own set of rules. Make sure to read them before joining a kingdom. |
| Can I suggest new mods for the server? | Yes, we welcome suggestions for new mods. Please share your ideas with the staff. |
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But that’s not all – we also have a pet dragon that roams the lands, breathing fire and causing mayhem wherever it goes. If you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame it and ride it into battle against your enemies.
Oh, and did we mention that the server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to navigate treacherous parkour courses just to get around. But don’t worry, falling off the edge just means you’ll respawn back on the island with all your items intact.
So come join us on our epic quest to reclaim what is rightfully ours – and in the meantime, feel free to explore, build, and cause a little chaos of your own. Just watch out for the creepers…they tend to have a mind of their own.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant Joker face appears in the sky, laughing maniacally as it rains down TNT on your head. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just make sure to have your respawn point set because you never know when the Joker will strike next.
Oh, and did we mention that the only way to defeat the Joker is by challenging him to a dance-off? That’s right, put on your best disco outfit and boogie your way to victory while the Joker tries to outdo you with his killer moves.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, come join us and see how you would’ve concluded the Joker 2 in the most ridiculous way possible!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being the unwanted family member – Witness the drama unfold as court battles ensue – Explore the depths of sibling loyalty and parental obligations – Discover the true meaning of family dysfunction in a virtual world
So come on down to our server and join in on the chaotic fun! Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional one in Minecraft? Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
