Welcome to the best survival server!
Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 9596 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you. we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. where else are you gonna find that, huh?
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we’ve got that too. you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, it’s a real blast. literally, sometimes.
so, if you want to experience the true madness of Minecraft, come join us on this server. post nut clarity guaranteed.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Honestly, fellow gamers, relationships are overrated. But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the woes of love! Join us and build your own virtual love shack, where you can break up and make up as many times as you want without any real-life consequences. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to eternal happiness (or at least until the next update)!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
But wait, there’s more! Player @16013042 made the grave mistake of posting in the forbidden thread, and let’s just say things got explosive quicker than a creeper in a TNT factory. If you want to stay in the loop on all the drama, be sure to subscribe to my peptreon for exclusive insider news and behind-the-scenes shenanigans.
So why join our crazy SMP server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness power struggles, epic battles, and scandalous betrayals all while building your dream pixelated palace? Trust me, this server is like no other – it’s a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity that you won’t want to miss. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. See you in the game, fellow gamers! Let’s mine and craft our way to glory! 🎮🔥🤣
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
On our server, you can team up with other players to take on challenges and conquer dungeons, just like facing off against your greedy relatives in real life. And don’t worry, there are no narcissistic grandfathers here to ruin your fun – just friendly players looking to have a good time.
So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the family drama behind. Plus, who needs a massive inheritance when you can mine for your own riches and become the wealthiest player in the game? So come on, join us and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 75 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made of cake. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, and ride around on a unicorn made of chocolate.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
We’ve got more drama than a pit stop mishap, with Newey revealing why he’s still helping Red Bull even after starting at Aston Martin, and Hulkenberg predicting that Haas will be a serious competitor in the years to come – forget about the Nether, this is where the real action is!
Join now and race to the top of the leaderboard, just like Verstappen racing to get his first win in 8 races! With more twists and turns than a Monaco street circuit, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that Fernando Alonso is aiming to win his third F1 title in the next two or three years – can you beat him to it in the world of Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of building, mining, and competing in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Picture this: you log in to the server and find out that your roommate’s partner has been using your enchanting table without permission. Oh, the horror! But wait, it gets better – they might even leave their pets roaming around your base, causing chaos wherever they go.
But fear not, for our server is a place where you can stand up for your rights as a player! No more will you have to tolerate strangers using your brewing stand or stealing your precious loot. Join us and together we will fight against the tyranny of unattended guests in our virtual homes!
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure filled with twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a roommate who thinks they can do whatever they want. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this wild world of Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
