Welcome to the best survival server!
Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.
So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.
Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.
2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.
3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!
But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Ores Mined: | 6842 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
not only that, but our asian elephants have more wrinkles than their african cousins, creating a whole new level of excitement and mystery in the minecraft world! 🌍🔍
if you want to experience the ultimate elephant adventure and uncover the secrets of their trunks, then join our server now and prepare to be amazed! 🎮🐘 #elephantwrinkles #minecraftmadness
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 6161 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 4089 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But that’s not all, we have insane stories waiting for you on this server. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule with an iron beak. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and enough chaos to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a Cytube channel for all your streaming needs and a booru that may be a little dead, but hey, who doesn’t love a good zombie booru?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for any demons trying to check out into Heaven while you’re at it.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 318 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 |
| Farms Harvested: | 808 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us for a server experience where you can tip your fellow players with diamonds without fear of being called a thief. And if you ever feel like a Karen, don’t worry – we’ll help you see the light and make things right. So come on over and build your dream world without the drama of real life restaurants.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 232 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Imagine a world where you can roleplay as the meddling sibling who spills the beans about their sister’s infertility to her unsuspecting fiancé. Will you be the hero who reveals the truth, or the villain who destroys a relationship? The choice is yours on our server!
Witness the aftermath of dropping a bombshell like no other – from the angry sister who hates your guts to the fiancé who is left reeling from the shocking revelation. It’s like watching a reality TV show unfold right before your eyes, but in Minecraft form!
So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now and get ready to stir up some serious trouble! Who knew Minecraft could be this juicy?
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 307 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 4252 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
