Welcome to the best survival server!
Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 15 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
WE GOT COFFEE FOUNTAINS, COFFEE WATER SLIDES, COFFEE RAINBOWS! U NAME IT, WE GOT IT!
PLUS, DRINKIN’ COFFEE HERE WILL MAKE U SUPER SMART! U’LL BE BUILDIN’ REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS LIKE A GENIUS!
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR COFFEE PARADISE AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN CELLS WHILE U LEVEL UP UR MINECRAFT SKILLS! YA WONT REGRET IT, PROMISE! ☕🏰🤯
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the majestic rainbow unicorn pig. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of Hungry Hungry Hippos, with players riding on the backs of Ender Dragons and trying to gobble up as many sheep as possible.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Imagine a world where your upstairs neighbor’s water isolation tap is actually a secret entrance to a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. Will you be able to navigate through the flooded rooms and defeat the evil builders who caused the chaos?
But that’s not all – the Owners Corp is secretly a group of rogue players who will stop at nothing to claim the copper pipe as their own. Will you join forces with them or stand your ground and protect your property at all costs?
With lawyers, VCAT hearings, and $10k worth of drama, this server is not for the faint of heart. But if you’re up for a challenge and ready to defend your safe space from invaders, then come on down and join the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
But beware, there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive weapons. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save the day.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride of epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable friendships. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend in a cow wearing a top hat.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Easy peasy. Want to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies? You got it!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about our annual lava surfing competition. Test your skills as you ride the fiery waves of molten rock, dodging flaming arrows and dodgy skeletons along the way.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most exhilarating adventure of your pixelated life!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 770127 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4912 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8803 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Come on down and experience the thrill of dodging arrows like a pro, building towering castles that would make even the most seasoned architect jealous, and exploring a world so vast and full of surprises, it’s like getting lost in a maze made of diamond blocks.
Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the virtual world of Minecraft)!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
but don’t worry, we got u covered on this server. we make sure only mom’s batteries are powering u up, so u can play all day without any worries. plus, we got some epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep u entertained. so come join us and let mom’s batteries fuel ur Minecraft adventures!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 117 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
On our server, we don’t have stepmoms trying to steal precious family memories. Instead, we have virtual moms who leave you messages in the form of enchanted books hidden throughout the world. And guess what? Your virtual stepmom is totally cool with it because she’s too busy building a roller coaster in the sky!
So, if you’re tired of real-life family therapy sessions and just want to have a good time building, exploring, and laughing with your online family, join us on our Minecraft server. Trust us, the only tears shed here are tears of joy from defeating the Ender Dragon together!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us and experience a world where you can build your dream mansion without worrying about blowing all your savings on fancy hotels and business class flights. Our server is a safe haven for responsible spenders and savvy savers alike.
Don’t let your hard-earned diamonds go to waste on someone else’s lavish lifestyle – join us and build your empire without the guilt of funding someone else’s Monopoly money habits.
So come on, join our server and leave the real world financial woes behind. Who needs a bartending job in Brazil when you can mine for diamonds and live like a Minecraft celebrity? Let’s build together and leave the irresponsible spending in the past!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7697 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
