Welcome to the best survival server!
Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 145 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Come on down and experience the thrill of dodging arrows like a pro, building towering castles that would make even the most seasoned architect jealous, and exploring a world so vast and full of surprises, it’s like getting lost in a maze made of diamond blocks.
Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the virtual world of Minecraft)!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
but don’t worry, we got u covered on this server. we make sure only mom’s batteries are powering u up, so u can play all day without any worries. plus, we got some epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep u entertained. so come join us and let mom’s batteries fuel ur Minecraft adventures!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 50 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
On our server, we don’t have stepmoms trying to steal precious family memories. Instead, we have virtual moms who leave you messages in the form of enchanted books hidden throughout the world. And guess what? Your virtual stepmom is totally cool with it because she’s too busy building a roller coaster in the sky!
So, if you’re tired of real-life family therapy sessions and just want to have a good time building, exploring, and laughing with your online family, join us on our Minecraft server. Trust us, the only tears shed here are tears of joy from defeating the Ender Dragon together!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 59 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4352 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us and experience a world where you can build your dream mansion without worrying about blowing all your savings on fancy hotels and business class flights. Our server is a safe haven for responsible spenders and savvy savers alike.
Don’t let your hard-earned diamonds go to waste on someone else’s lavish lifestyle – join us and build your empire without the guilt of funding someone else’s Monopoly money habits.
So come on, join our server and leave the real world financial woes behind. Who needs a bartending job in Brazil when you can mine for diamonds and live like a Minecraft celebrity? Let’s build together and leave the irresponsible spending in the past!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
we got a secret underground lair where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but u gotta solve a riddle to get in. and once u do, u better watch ur back cuz there’s a dragon guarding the treasure.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet llama that can spit fireballs? yeah, he’s pretty lit.
so, if u wanna join dis wild ride of a server, just remember: every stranger is a window to new opportunities. and also, bring snacks cuz u gonna be playing for hours. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant elephant who remembers that one time you gave it a virtual peanut five years ago. talk about loyalty, amirite?
our elephants have crazy good memory, they’ll remember every block you’ve placed and every mob you’ve slain. they’ll even remember your username and greet you with a trumpet every time you log on.
join now for the most unforgettable minecraft experience of your life. who needs friends when you have elephants who remember you better than your own mom? 🤣🤣🤣
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 3488 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us for a chance to compete in epic building challenges while serving looks that will have everyone gagging. Who needs immunity when you have a diamond-studded crown on your head?
But beware, the competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer. Will you be able to outbuild your opponents and sashay your way to victory? Only time will tell on this fabulous Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
