Welcome to the best survival server!
Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Our server is the perfect escape from real life drama, where you can build, mine, and explore without anyone questioning your every move. Plus, we have a strict no-parents-allowed policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about getting interrogated about your virtual expenses.
So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only notifications you’ll get are about epic loot and legendary quests, not about what you bought at the virtual Apple store. Let’s game on, without any unwanted parental interference!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Ever wanted to experience the chaos of a family with six kids, two sets of twins, and a divorce that led to a rift that could rival the Grand Canyon? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!
Join us and witness the epic saga of Mark, the son who blames his mom for his parents’ divorce and can’t seem to get along with his step-family. Will he ever learn to take responsibility for his actions? Only time will tell on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being caught in the middle of a family feud, where you’ll have to choose sides and navigate the treacherous waters of familial relationships. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else. Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and entertainment!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 250 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
So, like, if you wanna be the smartest person in the world and have the most lit Minecraft experience ever, you gotta join our server. We got so much brain power going on, you’ll be solving Rubik’s cubes in your sleep and reciting Shakespeare backwards.
Don’t miss out on this mind-blowing opportunity, join now and let your brain cells party like it’s 1999!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Server Type: | Vanilla SMP |
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| Whitelist: | Yes |
| Community: | Established since 2013 |
| Features: | No plugins or mods |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server Vanilla Minecraft? | Yes, we do not use any plugins or mods. |
| Is there an age requirement to join? | We are looking for players 18+. |
| How can I apply to join? | Apply in our discord: https://discord.gg/mry6EG7nN6 |
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs ride on creepers, chickens wear diamond armor, and the only way to mine diamonds is by doing the Macarena.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Xilonen, who forges names with the power of dance, and Chiori, who communicates solely through interpretive dance.
And don’t even get us started on our current weapon banner featuring swords that sing karaoke while you fight. It’s a sight to behold!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 1946 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as unpredictable as my friend’s mood swings. Who needs drama in real life when you can have it all in Minecraft?
So come on, join us and leave the Tatey drama behind. We promise you won’t find any judgment here, just pure Minecraft madness. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so out of this world, it’ll make you forget all about real-life drama. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 96 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8724 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
