Welcome to the best survival server!
Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 1529 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.
And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.
So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.
Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.
Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?
So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Welcome to miturcaragua, a server with modalities: SkyWars and Survival Custom, where you will find unique things and a great community, you can enter the survival world?, fight for your survival, among other things!, SkyWars?, Be the best player of all the islands, fight to get the best items in the middle, and get to the top of the tops!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 31 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us as we explore the controversial topics of slavery, rape, pedophilia, and war in Islam – but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of progress! We’ll show you how these taboo subjects can actually be seen as forward-thinking and revolutionary.
And let’s not forget about those pesky kuffar who tried to force us to ban these practices – they’re the real savages here! Join us as we fight back against their oppressive ways and reclaim our right to explore these edgy topics.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not afraid to tackle the tough issues and push the boundaries of what’s acceptable, then look no further. Join us and be a part of something truly outrageous!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds in the land.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor cleaners. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the zombie shuffle with a group of undead monsters.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. I still believe that this is the best server out there, and you will too once you see the insanity that awaits you!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual heirlooms out of blocks, where falling outs and grudges are just part of the game. Our server is the perfect place to let go of real-life pressures and just focus on crafting, mining, and surviving in a pixelated paradise.
Don’t let anyone pressure you into sharing your virtual treasures – on our server, it’s all about you and your choices. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – because in this Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be holding onto is your diamond sword.
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
